Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.

That’s why I don’t have a religion. I don’t want to have to say that, okay, I agree with everything a guy says.

I think what's dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.

Religion to me is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

New Rule: There's only one thing to say about the Christian Film and Television Commission giving me the Bigoted Bile Award and naming Religulous the number-one Most Unbearable Movie of 2008: Thank you! You hate me, you really hate me!