Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos

But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?"
Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the bandage. "Man, you would be so embarrassed if I said it was something else." Michael looked blank. "I'm a girl, Michael, it could have been all natural, you know. Tampons?

I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy!'

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me.

Just because we don't understand why they'd cover up something doesn't mean they aren't," Bobby said, and we both turned to look at him.
"Now you just sound paranoid," I said.
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you," Bobby said with an expression so serious that I couldn't help but laugh.

We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that