Literally the most trivial thing gets charged to the taxpayer, (and) things that the average person would never think of trying to buy, like a $70 steak,

I think it's imperative that the word gets out that this is not a trivial substance,

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

The Palestinian Authority gets money from the American taxpayer.

Potato? Why the potato? Couldn't they think of anything more original? To me that's what the average person would say. So why don't we pick something that is unique to this state.

I think the average person thinks I'm a nut and I deserve whatever happens to me.