Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.

When I first started doing comedy years ago, I used to be the biggest Michael Richards fan. I used to love this dude. He was on a TV show called 'Fridays,' and man, he was tall and lanky - and I was tall and lanky. I love physical comedy, and he was a physical comedian, and I said, 'Man, I love this guy.'

I'm a funny guy. You've got to be able to make fun of yourself. We only live once.

When you speak directly at things and don't say you're going to try to do something or that you hope to do something, the universe will work with you. Think about it this way - a boomerang goes out and comes back to you if you throw it. If you throw it out at the universe, it will come back down to you on Earth.

When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.

What happens in improv is you create your own storyline.