Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do.


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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
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Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
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Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
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If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
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I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
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Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
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An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
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The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every mor...
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