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Lol.. he said, "Nerissa what religion do you practice?" I said, " The one where I breathe in Oxygen and breathe out Carbon Dioxide. I think they call that one Living."

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“Religious fanatics...you’re not welcomed here...life is simple...we live, we procreate,, we teach our kids to be good people,, we spread love,, take care of our temples, and we thank the creator for our blessings..Don't confuse me with the foolishness..The world would be a better place if we could really live that way
— nerissa irving
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I believe in common sense. I don't believe in the confusion this world has created. Religion has turned this world into a war zone. A life of spirituality and love is whats makes me happy and successful. If you simplify your life to the main topics (Love, health, procreation, happiness, kindness, self respect) you will reach soo much further
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When I'm having my baby, my husband will be in the bed next to me getting his ballz waxed. U go feel pain to partna!!
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I'll kiss you to sleep,,, I'll kiss you awake.. I'll Kiss up north.. I'll Kiss you down south...Anything for you baby... But never ask me to kiss your ass
— nerissa irving
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I'm your wife, your lover, your fantasy, your freak, your companion, your best friend.
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