Look. (Grown-ups skip this paragraph) I'm not about to tell you this book has a tragic ending. I already said in the very first line how it was my favorite in all the world. But there's a lot of bad stuff coming.

Is this a kissing book?

Unchecked, science and monotheism both mean to vanquish nature.

The inference is that we replaced the auditor because they were issuing warnings. That's totally incorrect - we just couldn't afford them.

Warning: This book contains graphic language, sex, lies, intrigue, clowns, kleptomania, anal sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, bad driving, good cooking, and the missing head of a Justin Timberlake statue. Not for the sour of disposition.

Take care, lest you lose a male who'll desire only you - and gain a male who'll desire only others.