Mel Brooks
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JACK HARBAUGH CARSON WENTZ If you say that you're all about a certain something, and look back and see that the choices tha... KATHY MATTEA We give a lot of others significance in our lives even when they don't deserve it. It doesn'... GABRIELLE UNION SYLVESTER STALLONE ARIEL LEVY It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON When you're friends with someone, you can't just go out to dinner and say 'O.K., now thi... DAVE GOLDBERG STEVE CASE AARON PAUL If you're serious about what you're doing, you've got to keep your head and follow your ... JONNY LEE MILLER If you can make yourself symmetrical, you're sending out a sign that you've got good genes, ... MARCUS DU SAUTOY SCOTTY MCCREERY If you don't have nerves and a little trepidation about any new project, then I don't think ... JOHN WELLS JEFF FOXWORTHY I think the key is that nothing's ever perfect and you've got to be able to go with change. ... BEN SAVAGE If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get attention. SIMON COWELL If you're setting up lights and tripods, and you've got three assistants running around, peo... D. A. PENNEBAKER ETHAN HAWKE In a leadership role in Iraq and in running my own business, what I've learned is if you don'... BRAD WENSTRUP You can't hang around geniuses forever because they end up taking everything you've got. Tha... BOB COLACELLO If you're a coach, you've got to have a lot of confidence in what you're doing. Your ego... BUD GRANT You've got to either say you're going to cut taxes and find some spending cuts. I think we o... HAROLD FORD, JR. Obstruction can be caused by so many factors - perfectionism, distraction, faltering confidence, ext... CLAIRE MESSUD DRAYMOND GREEN I'm officially near-famous. If you've got four year old kids and you've got cable, then ... STEVE BURNS If you're climbing the ladder of life, you go rung by rung, one step at a time. Don't look t... DONNY OSMOND The key to fashion is, you don't want to look like you're trying. You've gotta be natura... HAKEEM OLAJUWON It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON It's true in the beginning I started playing villains, and I think that's pretty clear, beca... WILLEM DAFOE If you're an actor, you're at the mercy of a script. You've got far more control if you&... KATHRYN PRESCOTT If you don't take a Sabbath, something is wrong. You're doing too much, you're being too... EUGENE H. PETERSON I hold myself to a very high standard. But you're going to make mistakes. You've got to eras... AUSTIN SEFERIAN-JENKINS JOE BIDEN MARY BERRY Zef is, you're poor, but you're fancy. You're poor, but you're sexy; you've got ... YOLANDI VISSER I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not an... SYD BARRETT KEVIN NEALON EDDIE VAN HALEN And as an actor - or even as a person in the industry - if you're unwilling to change, you'r... CLINT HOWARD NICK VUJICIC GABBY DOUGLAS Kung fu: You've got to spend your whole life at it before you're kung fu. DAVID CARRADINE GORDON RAMSAY No matter how many awards you've won or how many sales you've got, come the next book it'... IAN RANKIN JASON DAY GEORGE HARRISON ALBERT BROOKS MARY J. BLIGE FEISAL ABDUL RAUF If you're a basketball player, you've got to shoot. OSCAR ROBERTSON MATISYAHU BENJAMIN JOWETT ISSA RAE If you're sitting in that audience ready to fight me from the very beginning, I'm going to h... BETTY CARTER JAMES CORDEN BROOKE SHIELDS My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least ... STEVE BALLMER RUPERT MURDOCH I don't think you should try to be anything you're not. If you're not smiling all the ti... ELLE FANNING If you're going to say to all the people that you're working with, 'We want you to treat... JAMES SINEGAL I've heard people on panels say, 'You must have a Web site. You need to tweet. Repeat the ti... MAUREEN JOHNSON If you're suddenly doing something you don't want to do for four years, just so you've g... EWAN MCGREGOR We're confronted with great darkness as a species right now as spiritual creatures on this plane... BRUCE COCKBURN PHIL MCGRAW You have got to act on instinct; you've got to ride from your heart and let that performer come ... CAROLINE BUCHANAN I think at the beginning of a project, you decide if you're in love with the idea and what it... SPIKE JONZE ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER I think if you're going to master policy, especially world affairs, you've got to know histo... CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER JENNIFER GARNER PRINCE WILLIAM CHARLES BUKOWSKI JACK WHITE MIKE MYERS When you're with your wife, you don't say I love you to your wife every day but the ways you... 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MEL TORME MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL LAZARUS MEL GIBSON It's shortsighted not to view the education of a future generation of Americans as a priority fo... MEL MARTINEZ MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON I did not want to lose sight of the fact that for every criminal I have to deal with, no matter how ... MELISA MEL For the past seven years we have been cracking down on crime in Missouri, passing tougher laws for d... MEL CARNAHAN For our welfare reform efforts to be successful, we must empower local charitable organizations with... MEL CARNAHAN Quality child care, health insurance coverage, and training make it possible for former welfare reci... MEL CARNAHAN MEL GIBSON Our focus needs to be on freeing dissidents and continuing to support the opposition movement within... MEL MARTINEZ MEL GIBSON Right now, my career is in three directions: as a performer, as an arranger, as an author - and I do... MEL TORME Forty-two years ago, I came to America from communist Cuba so I might have a better way of life, a f... MEL MARTINEZ There could be no better time to fully integrate Infinity with Viacom's tremendous portfolio of ... MEL KARMAZIN And I began to tell little anecdotes that had happened to me, and people would laugh. And I began to... MEL TILLIS We need a new Latin American policy that is bold - different. We need to focus on building civil soc... MEL MARTINEZ MEL GIBSON But if you put a script up in front of me to read, or a cue card, I couldn't do it without stutt... MEL TILLIS We are aware that many national farm organizations are putting forth various plans to provide both s... MEL CARNAHAN There isn't a dearth of it, but I will confess that it's harder for me to find songs on whic... MEL TORME MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON When we're playing well together we just want to keep getting the ball. You just keep feeding off it... MEL THOMAS My mum enrolled me in this free dance class because I had so much energy in the night-time, and she ... MEL B MEL GIBSON We know what it's about and Fort Macleod has been there a few years ago too, so they know what it's ... MEL VOLLMAN MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON Satellite radio is very hot and is continuing on pace to be one of the fastest-growing products in t... MEL KARMAZIN MEL GIBSON Preserving and protecting the state tobacco settlement funds is the nation's Governors highest p... MEL CARNAHAN Although our war on drugs must be fortified with the best laws, enforcement efforts and resources, w... MEL CARNAHAN But I've got a lot of ideas, I bought me a ranch in Florida and I still have my farm in Ashland ... MEL TILLIS I'm not sure I'm going to retire. That's all I can say. But there's another part of that. MEL STOTTLEMYRE MEL GIBSON What I've tried to do . . . is create a whole model that got away from test scores and avoided label... MEL LEVINE MEL GIBSON I think CD is like the glue that keeps it all together. She?s the one that makes sure everybody list... MEL THOMAS Sometimes a player of his caliber goes through a long dry spell. He's worked really hard and fought ... MEL BLASI The Lone Ranger is going to be one of those iconic characters that never rides off into the sunset. ... MEL ODOM And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy L... MEL TILLIS I think we're experiencing a resurgence of fantasy-type conventions in general because people wa... MEL ODOM I will always vote on the side of freedom and our right to keep and bear arms. MEL MARTINEZ I don't want to come to Washington to be just another vote. I want to lead on issues that are import... MEL MARTINEZ Senator Martinez is not driven by polls; he is driven by the needs of the state of Florida and its 1... MEL MARTINEZ And I got to know Red Foley well. And I got to know Lefty really well, he was a great guy. MEL TILLIS MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON I'm just me. I'm just very opinionated. I react to whatever I see. If it's good, it'... MEL B MEL GIBSON Victims”, by definition, are those that have just experienced a trauma of some sort. They are goi... MELISA MEL I just came out ready to shoot. I just found myself open a lot and I just came in knowing that I nee... MEL THOMAS We were on the ice on Tuesday and just had team pictures and a little bit of a chat about what's hap... MEL VOLLMAN There is a lack of representation from this side of the Monterey Bay -- Seaside, Marina, Sand City, ... MEL MASON We were walking along the Carson River, and I was on the lookout for rocks when I saw it laying ther... MEL TINKER MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON And my daddy could play a harmonica and also the guitar, so I guess I got a little bit from both of ... MEL TILLIS And they turned around and leased it to The Assembly Of God Churches - their headquarters are in Spr... MEL TILLIS I didn't get to meet Hank Williams. I was in the Air Force on Okinawa when he passed away. MEL TILLIS I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used ... MEL TILLIS MEL GIBSON In 1961, when Maris broke Babe Ruth's record, he wasn't intentionally walked once. Mickey batted aft... MEL ALLEN It was Spanish Jewry, not Spanish jewelry, that paid for Columbus' voyage of discovery. MEL WACKS On her pages sacred cows become blustering pachyderms. MEL GUSSOW I didn't let it interfere with the way I did my job, ... I felt it (wore) a little bit on my thinkin... MEL STOTTLEMYRE He wasn't overpowering like he usually is. He wasn't throwing as hard, but he pitched a smart game. MEL GARDNER MEL GIBSON You've seen the way the club played at the end of the year. A lot of other clubs with similar proble... MEL STOTTLEMYRE I know the only reason I made it anywhere in hockey was because I was a fighter. I know that was my ... MEL ANGELSTAD You can speculate what's going to happen, but upsets happen in sports all the time. MEL ANGELSTAD Toughness played a much bigger role on those teams. We had eight legitimate fighters. I helped with ... MEL ANGELSTAD I've got nothing to prove anymore. If they want to fight, I'll fight and I'll get it done. I use my ... MEL ANGELSTAD MEL GIBSON Bring a child and ignore your inhibitions. MEL GUSSOW MEL GIBSON That's a huge number. We went through a lot this season. This one, without question, is the sweetest... MEL STOTTLEMYRE I guarantee no one expected them to come this far. MEL THOMAS MEL GIBSON She's a lot like (singer) Anne Murray. She's fabulous. MEL CLARK MEL GIBSON You have been assigned this mountain so that you can show others it can be moved. MEL ROBBINS Unless we make sure that everyone is participating in this great economic expansion and until we ens... MEL MARTINEZ Idly, Wick wondered if he should feel insulted. Then he decided there really wasn't any room for con... MEL ODOM I just spoke to Moose, ... He's been doing his throwing out there, keeping tabs on what's going on. ... MEL STOTTLEMYRE The problem is this is so politically incorrect. The public is still dealing with the pre-Roe ethic ... MEL FEIT Kids wanted to be Kirby Puckett. Everybody loved the small guy, the bald head, the bulging stomach, ... MEL ANTONEN One of the first things I remember was the night he hit that home run in Game 6 of the 1991 World Se... MEL ANTONEN Taking her out of her game makes their team struggle a lot more. MEL THOMAS They came out and played really hard. They definitely outworked us on the boards. MEL THOMAS I think we needed that. We were just playing with them the whole game, we had to break away at some ... MEL THOMAS Coach was not happy with us. He told us we just need to flush this (game) down the toilet and forget... MEL THOMAS I love it when they can come. They're all Cincinnati fans, so it's pretty interesting. MEL THOMAS We just have to play 20 minutes and follow it up with another 20 minutes in the second half. MEL THOMAS I think coach always challenges you when you're not doing well and I think she just took the challen... MEL THOMAS What really interests me about Keene is how similar it is to Buffalo State. MEL NETZHAMMER We just take it personally. This girl is the leading scorer in the country and you don't want her to... MEL THOMAS My brother, Rusty and and his wife, Sherry, named their child after him. MEL ANTONEN I wanted to develop a way that they could visualize and see how a message could be conveyed using fo... MEL MCDONALD I think it was very unprofessional. When you're getting your butt kicked, sometimes you have to take... MEL STOTTLEMYRE MEL GIBSON MEL GIBSON Does any Watcher ever know that he is suddenly watching the Slayer until that moment is announced to... MEL ODOM And Don Meredith told me he was coming. MEL RENFRO You've got fists; we've got guns. MEL SACHS You can build a zoo virtually anywhere, but you cannot rebuild a park. The residents in our neighbor... MEL PINS I'm not retiring. MEL TILLIS When I have lunch with those guys, they're paying for my lunch. I'm not paying for their lunch. MEL KARMAZIN Sprint PCS' wireless network is one of the last keys filling one of the last holes in MCI's network. MEL MARTEN Every musician liked Peggy Lee, but not the general public. MEL FERRER MEL GIBSON In this film, we took a helicopter up and showed London as a vista, which is not very often done. MEL SMITH We believe that in offering shares of the new Infinity Broadcasting, we will unlock the value of our... MEL KARMAZIN There could be no better time to fully integrate Infinity with Viacom's tremendous portfolio of asse... MEL KARMAZIN How many radio shows I did is lost to memory now; it's in the hundreds - maybe even close to bei... MEL TORME I hadn't been a recording artist all that long when albums came on the scene, and I was one of t... MEL TORME I had a blast writing the Ranger in 'The Great Dinosaur Rush' for the Moonstone collection. ... MEL ODOM many of the individuals we see are heavily committed to something we call 'fun.' MEL LEVINE We're seeing an epidemic of people who are having a hard time making the transition to work — kids... MEL LEVINE We teach the child about his own strengths and weaknesses, and we give words they need for the thing... MEL LEVINE
Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your a... 
Look, I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you got to flap y... 
Look, I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you've got to fla... 
Good dreams don't come cheap, you've got to pay for them and If you just dream when you'... 
When you want to die, you at least have a goal. You're aiming for something. It's not a good... 
Don't look at your legs and think: 'They're fat.' Think: 'These things carry me ... 
When you start fooling around with drugs, you're hurting your creativity, you're hurting you... 
If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort... 
You've got a song you're singing from your gut, you want that audience to feel it in their g... 
I learned that you have to say that you're a filmmaker. You're not a screenwriter; you'r... 
You don't want to love - your eternal and abnormal craving is to be loved. You aren't positi... 
In life, you're going to have a lot of problems. Everybody's got problems. Some is worse tha... 
Don't kid yourself that you're going to live again after you're dead; you're not. Ma... 
I would say issues around human rights - either you're going to take a hard stance, or you'r... 
It doesn't matter if you're winning or losing. You've got to be the same guy; you've... 
You know you've been around when they start to remake your own movies when you're still aliv... 
I think what's dangerous about marriage is the way it can make you feel like you've got it a... 
If you're doing something new you've got to have a vision. You've got to have a perspect... 
You've got to be picky in this business - if you're not, then I don't think you have the... 
I've dealt with losing close ones before, and I've been around friends that have lost friend... 
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what y... 
I've had a lot of experience in independent film, and about how to choose. You've got to be ... 
One thing I've always been taught at the defensive end is you hit first. In life, you throw the ... 
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I'm not great on the florals. I think you've got to wear what you're happy in and that i... 
With music, you're laying it all out there. They're judging you right away, and you can lose... 
We make music for a living. Like I've always said, if you like what you're doing, you're... 
Money can't heal your heart. Money can't give you purpose. I don't want arms and legs, I... 
You've got to be confident when you're competing. You've got to be a beast. 
Swearing is industry language. For as long as we're alive it's not going to change. You'... 
I think everyone expects if you're in the lead, or if you're a favourite to win, you will wi... 
In the end, you're trying to find God. That's the result of not being satisfied. And it does... 
I don't think the goal is, 'How big a star did you ever become?' I think the goal is, &#... 
If you're not confident in yourself, you're going to waver. I've wavered, and I've l... 
We've got to be fair. You can't say a place that has strip joints is sacred ground. We'v... 
I think when you're a fan of music - at least the way I've been a fan to artists that have r... 
You've got to be success minded. You've got to feel that things are coming your way when you... 
You know, you have a lot of people - I've met a lot of people in the past, I've gone to priv... 
If you're big at school, you've really got two choices. You're going to be a target. If ... 
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. 
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I tell you, if you're in the front row of the parade and you stop walking, pretty soon you'r... 
I mean I don't really think about it. You know, do you know what I often say to myself? I think ... 
You're supposed to look a certain way when you're a celebrity, but I want to take care of my... 
I think it's very important that you make your own decision about what you are. Therefore you... 
If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul left to lose. 
I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my fri... 
And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if ... 
I don't think that you can invent on behalf of customers unless you're willing to think long... 
You can't worry about the mistakes, because you're going to make a lot of them. You've g... 
It's all happening too fast. I've got to put the brakes on or I'll smack into something. 
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent. 
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I am politically incorrect, that's true. Political correctness to me is just intellectual terror... 