Look," said Mary Ann evenly, "if I think you're really attractive, there must be plenty of men in this town who feel the same way."

"Yeah," said Michael ruefully. "Size queens."

"Oh, don't be silly!" Sometimes Michael was sensitive about the dumbest things. He's at least five nine, thought Mary Ann. That's tall enough for anybody.


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