Love is a promise delivered already broken.


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God, I admire Steve Martin.
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I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd.
CHRIS PRATT
Billy Crystal, Steve Martin do wonderful things.
JERRY LEWIS
There is partial truth to that rumor. The president did say I would be good in the role, but when he...
JEAN RENO
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull and boring and omnipresent
Criticize things yo...
STEVE MARTIN
I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin.
STEVE BUSCEMI
A promise means everything,once broken sorry means nothing.Honor your commitment,people will love th...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course....
DICK VAN DYKE
I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.
CARROT TOP
A promise must never be broken.
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
A promise must never be broken
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
Better a broken promise than none at all.
MARK TWAIN
This was a promise that was made, and we believe that promise has been broken.
LORI PARHAM
Steve Martin is a legendary actor and a wonderful person to work with. He's incredibly well prep...
DAVID FRANKEL
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are ...
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Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live ch...
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Martin Crowe McCullum and Clarke have already spoken but Chapell is sitting tight? Chapell is it a f...
APURVA GAGLANI
Steve Martin is such an exquisite and precise writer. Everything is so clear; it's like a bell. ...
JASON SCHWARTZMAN
The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.
NICCOLO MACHIAVELLI
The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.
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You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are ...
STEVE MARTIN
But you keep the promise anyways. That's what love is. Love is keeping the promise anyway.
JOHN GREEN
To me, a forever love is a bond that can't be broken.
NICK CANNON
Tomorrow is not even the possibility of a broken promise. It is not anything but a hope, a dream, an...
ELIZABETH ALRAUNE
That promise, I can say, was broken by the government.
DOUG CAMPBELL
He just nailed it, ... I don't know how he nailed it; that's why he's Steve Martin ... he's a scient...
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We have delivered on our promise of achieving a turnaround in 1998 and double-digit earnings growth ...
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You are going to break your promise. I understand. And I hold my hands over the ears of my heart, so...
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Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon ...
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When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all ...
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There is already mold, ... There was one small window broken.
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Free love, man, Free Love! Which, by the way, was the single greatest concept a young man has ever h...
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I got in this business because of Steve Martin playing a banjo with an arrow through his head. You h...
DAN WHITNEY
A man should be rugged like Steve McQueen; the way he stands, like he's ready for something. Or he s...
MAUREEN MCCORMICK
Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.
JOHN LENNON
Love is keeping the promise anyway.
JOHN GREEN
But you keep the promise anyway. That's What love is. Keeping the promise anyway
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To discuss a Martin Amis book, you must first discuss the orchestrated release of a Martin Amis book...
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I wanted to tell you that I just--I miss you. And maybe that sounds ridiculous--like we barely know ...
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We have lived for too long in a world, and tragically in a Church, where the wills and affections of...
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Many people treat their loves ones' hearts as a liers promise, which are always broken without think...
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A man should be rugged like Steve McQueen; the way he stands, like he's ready for something. Or ...
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Life is a game and true love is a trophy.
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT
Steve Martin exploded through 'Saturday Night Live,' ... What you have now is Comedy Central, a read...
GEOFF MAYFIELD
By rushing out a one-sided rule that encourages only land line to wireless transfers, that promise w...
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Lord Jesus,' Christy whispered, 'I want You to hold the key. I want You to decide what should happen...
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I love the concept of the romance that exists when people are broken. Like, the promise of a romance...
SHANE CARRUTH
When we promise to love we really mean that we promise to honor a contract
ANTHONY BURGESS
I would love to work with Martin Scorsese.
GAEL GARCIA BERNAL
I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that...
JASON SCHWARTZMAN
Sometimes people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them. But you keep ...
JOHN GREEN
Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough,...
CHRIS HARDWICK
Love is the natural global warming in one’s heart, when it’s delivered by loved ones.
FRANCESCO NICHOLAS CECE
I feel keeping a promise to yourself is a direct reflection of the love you have for yourself. I use...
STEVE MARABOLI
Love is the reflection of a broken heart in a shattered mirror...
ABHYSHEQ SHUKLA
All life is a manifestation of the spirit, the manifestation of love.
MORIHEI UESHIBA
Love is free; to promise for ever to love the same woman is not less absurd than to promise to belie...
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Love is free; to promise for ever to love the same woman is not less absurd than to promise to belie...
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That's where humour lives for me. In the body. The Steve Martin kind of stuff or Jim Carrey, tha...
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All of our heroes did silly stuff early and got more serious as time went on. Steve Martin, Adam San...
AKIVA SCHAFFER
There is a lot to celebrate about that little Babe who was laid in a manger. Christians celebrate Ch...
MONICA JOHNSON
You have to take springtime on its own terms in the Ozarks: there is no other way. It can't be p...
SUE HUBBELL
Love can heal a broken heart.
SOURCE UNKNOWN
Stand-up comedy is a very hard thing on the spirit. There are people who transcend it, like Jack Ben...
MIKE NICHOLS
QA didn't Break Anything, Its Already Broken when we got it.
ROHIT SHARMA
Within Eros, there is (the) promise; within Love there is (the) Truth.
NOETIS
Martin Luther King said it was time to inject a new dimension of love into the veins of human civili...
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON
Commemoration of Martin Luther, Teacher, Reformer, 1546 Our Lord has written the promise of the r...
MARTIN LUTHER
I fell in love and got broken, for it is said that everything that falls gets broken.
VIKRANT PARSAI
Love meant hope. Without love, life held no promise.
CHRISTIE CRAIG
When someone beats a rug,
the blows are not against the rug,
but against the dust in it.
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI
Wherever it takes me, good to know in the end, it’ll lead back to you.
KRISTEN ASHLEY
Love is not a victory march, its a cold and its a broken hallelujah
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT
love is not a victory march, it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah.
JEFF BUCKLEY
Some people are slow to do what they promise; SUETONIUS Everyone agrees we need to get more freight on to rail. But the Government is cutting the grant nece...
CHRIS GRAYLING
The first piece I ever collected was a Roy Lichtenstein: a sculpture called 'Surrealist Head II&...
JEFF KOONS
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No con...
BRYAN CALLEN
The Father is truly the only Promise Maker who is in earnest a Promise Keeper. A promise from God is...
SHEILA WALSH
War is blind and peace unspoken. Love is blind and a kiss unspoken. Bless the blind, and Love the br...
LEIF ERICSSON LEO VENESS
Martin was Martin. We all have moods, ups and downs, but he is still Martin.
GINA JONES
The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, ... I love the interior and the style of th...
ADAM CAROLLA
Sometimes people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them. Right, of cours...
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Forget the Past. Doubt the Future. Love the Present.
BROKEN
Only a strong heart can be broken, because a fragile heart was already there when you discovered it.
MARIA BARRAGAN
Some people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them," I said.

"R...
JOHN GREEN
And love is always complicated. But still humans most try to love each other, darling. We must get o...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
Promise is self commitment for truth.Just don’t be a day dreamer, keep your words &, give shape of...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
Love is a decision, it is a judgment, it is a promise. If love were only a feeling, there would be n...
ERICH FROMM
Strengthening Chubb's electronic capabilities is a top priority. The introduction of electronic sign...
KATHLEEN TIERNEY
Life is a re-discovery.
BRIAN BLESSED
If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga...
GARY F EVANS...
Life Is a Misconception.
DEYTH BANGER
Life is a desire!
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To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y...
GARY F EVANS...
It is a lie.
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...My father muttered something to me, and I responded with a mumbled "What". He shouted, "You heard...
STEVE MARTIN
In my opening seconds, I would say, "It's great to be here," then move to several other spots on the...
STEVE MARTIN
I opened the show with this line: "I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, w...
STEVE MARTIN
But Carroll's were more convoluted, and they struck me as funny in a new way:

1) Babies a...
STEVE MARTIN
My most persistent memory of stand - up is of my mouth being in the present and my mind being in the...
STEVE MARTIN
How many people have never raised their hand before?
STEVE MARTIN
I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this st...
STEVE MARTIN
Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: na�...
STEVE MARTIN
You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This ...
STEVE MARTIN
I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.
STEVE MARTIN
A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death...
MARTIN
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love ca...
MARTIN
Everybody can be great. Because anybody can serve.. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul gene...
MARTIN
A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.
MARTIN
It would have been a lot of fun as a receiver to play.
STEVE LARGENT
YouTube is a platform, a distribution vehicle.
STEVE CHEN
We're allowing technology to take out the non-value-added manual elements of the McDonald's ...
STEVE EASTERBROOK
Ultimately, the bread and butter of McDonald's is delivering great service, great quality food, ...
STEVE EASTERBROOK
Take the crocodile, for example, my favorite animal. There are 23 species. Seventeen of those specie...
STEVE IRWIN
There's a waterfall of content that you're missing out on.
STEVE CHEN
The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.
STEVE COOGAN
Snakes are just very instinctive to me. I've been playing with snakes since before I could walk....
STEVE IRWIN
The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age, and it was a rescue.
STEVE IRWIN
So fear helps me from making mistakes, but I make lot of mistakes.
STEVE IRWIN
No, snakes are no problem. I'd go to any country, anywhere, any snakes, not a problem.
STEVE IRWIN
I believe sustainable use is the greatest propaganda in wildlife conservation at the moment.
STEVE IRWIN
I sincerely believe that there's room for cutting down trees for forestry and grazing, so as we ...
STEVE IRWIN
That might have a lot to do with it, but you know, I probably don't show fear, but I suffer from...
STEVE IRWIN
We've evolved from sitting back on our tripods and shooting wildlife films like they have been s...
STEVE IRWIN
Every cent we earn from Crocodile Hunter goes straight back into conservation. Every single cent.
STEVE IRWIN
The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm get...
STEVE IRWIN
When I talk to the camera, mate, it's not like I'm talking to the camera, I'm talking to...
STEVE IRWIN
No matter where you go and what you do in America, you turn the tele on and you're confronted wi...
STEVE IRWIN
I am optimistic globally. So many scientists are working frantically on the reparation of our planet...
STEVE IRWIN
Crikey means gee whiz, wow!
STEVE IRWIN
Yeah, I'm a thrill seeker, but crikey, education's the most important thing.
STEVE IRWIN
Where I live if someone gives you a hug it's from the heart.
STEVE IRWIN