Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.

You know," Kavita begins, "I think I can pick out my own furniture. I am an artist after all. I do have some taste."
"No you don't." Nick plainly states. "No man has taste. Besides, I didn't pick it out, she did. Wives are good for things like that.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.