Love is so much better when you're not married.

I prepare myself for rehearsals like I would for marriage.

I have someone on my mind;....I just don't know who it is yet.

What the hell makes you smart?" I asked.
"I wouldn't go for coffee with you."
"Listen - I wouldn't ask you."
"That," she replied, "is what makes you stupid.

Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you.

I'd sneer and tell him he's got the cerebral finesse of an amoeba and delight in his squint of confusion.