Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.

As the tissues of the body fester and rot under X rays, so under the sun fester and rot Anglo-Saxonism and Teutonism and Scandinavianism if left too long beneath its influence.

Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen.

It is only to the sentimentalist over some tame midland prospect that man appears vile. In Sirene he holds his own with the sublime eccentricity of the natural scene. In Sirene he lives.

I'd much rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea.

Wise sayings often fall on barren ground, but a kind word is never thrown away.