Love me, hate me, hurt me or kill me. I keep fighting.
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DENNIS RODMAN Love me or Hate me, Cry for me or Laugh at me.
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QANDEEL BALOCH Love me or hate me, I'm impartial; neither is easily forgotten.
STEPHEN BAKER You can love me or hate me and disagree with me, but you sure as hell know where I stand.
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CYNDI TEFFT I love to love those who love to hate me and I laugh at the laughter directed against me.
LEIF ERICSSON LEO VENESS My attitude to you will always be the same no matter if you love me or hate me.
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CHARLES BENNETT Well, it's either kiss me or kill me, that's how I see it.
TOM WAITS She hates me and you hate me, but you all love Harry. Nobody loves me.
ARNOLD ROTHSTEIN Why you kill me? I never did you anything. Not kill me! I beg not to be locked up. Never let me out ...
KASPAR HAUSER Accept me or kill me MacKayla. But choose. Fucking Choose.
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SARAH J. MAAS I want people to love me, but it's not going to hurt me if they don't.
DREW BARRYMORE Hate me for not liking you, love me for not hating you.
BRANDON COOK I hate the irreverent rabble and keep them far from me.
HORACE Love me if it makes you feel comfortable but don't force me to love you and hate me if you can
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KIRSTEN DUNST You can love me with the same amount of hate your hating me.
EPHDAN Either kill me or take me as I am, because I'll be damned if I ever change.
MARQUIS DE SADE Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.
LAURELL K. HAMILTON In my sobriety, I have discovered that the people I love, and who hurt me, were sick like me.
SIA Face it, Love me or hate me, I'm going to give you a damn good show and drive the wheels off it.
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JOHNNY WEIR People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.
ANDY DICK Hate me an hour, and then turn roundAnd love me truly, just one minute.
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KIRSTEN DUNST Memories might keep him alive but they might kill me.
LISA SCHROEDER If people hate me they hate me.
UWE BOLL And what if you try to kill me? Or worse: to kiss me?
SIMONA PANOVA Come! you presence will either give me life or kill me with pleasure.
VOLTAIRE I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.
OSCAR LEVANT This is what the war has done to me. Now I want to destroy because of it. There is such hate and rag...
LOUNG UNG Some time when the river is ice ask memistakes I have made. Ask me whetherwhat I have done is my lif...
WILLIAM STAFFORD If I advance, follow me! If I retreat, kill me! If I die, avenge me!
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD If I charge, follow me. If I retreat, kill me. If I die, revenge me.
U.S. MARINE CORPS Follow me if I advance, kill me if I retreat, avenge me if I die.
MARY MATALIN Follow me if I advance, kill me if I retreat, avenge me if I die
MARY MATALIN Follow me if I advance! Kill me if I retreat! Revenge me if I die!
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SAMANTHA YOUNG Hate me an hour, and then turn round
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LOUNG UNG you don't love the way i love you, even, i love the way how you hate me.
PRASOON DWIVEDI It's do or die for me. Either kill me or be killed, that's how I'm looking at it.
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MARY J. BLIGE I love things that people hate. I hate middle-of-the-road stuff. It never really interests me.
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NAT KING COLE What does not destroy me, makes me strong. [Or, What doesn't kill you
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TONY BRADY Do you love me because I'm beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?
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CALVIN COOLIDGE What does not kill me makes me stronger.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE What does not kill me, makes me stronger.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE What does not kill me makes me stronger.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE If he loved me, he couldn't kill me.
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JONATHAN KATZ Nor do they trust their tongue alone, but speak a language of their own; can read a nod, a shrug, a ...
JONATHAN SWIFT I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
JONATHAN SWIFT As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a...
JONATHAN SWIFT How we apples swim.
JONATHAN SWIFT Instead of dirt and poison, we have rather chosen to fill our
hives with honey and wax, thus furnis...
JONATHAN SWIFT Convey a libel in a frown.
And wink a reputation down!
JONATHAN SWIFT For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
JONATHAN SWIFT The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been...
JONATHAN SWIFT Modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
JONATHAN SWIFT They say fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
JONATHAN SWIFT What some invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT I heard the little bird say so.
JONATHAN SWIFT A prince, the moment he is crown'd,
Inherits every virtue sound,
As emblems of the sovereign p...
JONATHAN SWIFT Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking
what nobody else has thought.
JONATHAN SWIFT So, naturalists observe, a flea
Has smaller fleas that on him prey;
And these have smaller sti...
JONATHAN SWIFT A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
JONATHAN SWIFT In all distresses of our friends
We first consult our private ends;
While Nature, kindly bent ...
JONATHAN SWIFT