Luckily, when I was a kid, Ritalin hadn't been invented yet,

I was a little kid and I was fascinated by the roast beef going around the spit. So I took out my little plastic comb and stuck it in the meat. At one point the comb caught on the string used to tie the roast beef. So I went, 'Oh, oh,' and I didn't want to break the motor. So I said, 'OK,' and I walked away.

We're not mathematically out of it, but the math we need, they haven't invented it yet.

Luckily, I had some great serves when I needed to.

Matrimony, - the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented

Did you hear about this story? ... Several Minnesota Vikings players are being investigated after a boat cruise on a lake turned into a wild sex party on this boat. ? What are they, 1-3? One and three. That's the only offensive thing they've done all season, actually.