Lying on the ceiling. Refusing to go to school. Not opening up to me. Climbing water towers. "No, she's all right.

It was unbelievable. She was standing there, staring at him like he was a real rock star.

The guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I felt bad for him.

I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago."
"Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two!" then, more quietly,"You want a neck massage? A bedtime story? A bullet in the ear?

Who is your favorite character in the series? Or...if that's too hard, why do you like each one and who drives you crazy?

Puck: Well, she likes me best, of course. I'm the handsome, charming one.

Ash: Yes, that's why she gave you your own book. Oh, wait.

Puck: No one asked you, ice-boy.

How funny are dogs?