Make sure it is God's trumpet you are blowing-
if it is only yours it won't wake the dead,
it will simply disturb the neighbours.

I'm satisfied in a way because it was an eye-opener,

I think we realized it could be our last game and it was a real eye opener.

What the hell makes you smart?" I asked.
"I wouldn't go for coffee with you."
"Listen - I wouldn't ask you."
"That," she replied, "is what makes you stupid.

Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you.

I'd sneer and tell him he's got the cerebral finesse of an amoeba and delight in his squint of confusion.