Dark Jar Tin Zoo quote: "Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. "

Life is like farting in front of someone and then trying to convince him, you didn't fart. It's hard...
ME

Just look at what is spelled:
Hal Jordan
BrUce Wayne
Victor Stone
Clark KenT...
ME

Realizing you have something in common with another person makes you more human than you were yester...
ME :)

If a fangirl tells you she likes you, you better be happy. Her standards are very high.
ME

I know now: what is is all that matters. Not the thing you know is meant to be, not what could be, n...
AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS

What was amazing to me is that when we started the overtimes, both teams just started making play af...
JEFF MORROW

Women, I love. It's amazing to me, because I am a swimsuit model; I'm half-naked. I just lov...
CHRISSY TEIGEN

Bill was my perfect match. (Love-making) was explosive and amazing.
KARRINE STEFFANS

When I wished to sing of love, it turned to sorrow. And when I wished to sing of sorrow, it was tran...
FRANZ SCHUBERT

Sometimes the little things are what means more to me
DEICY ZULEICA GONZALEZ

I loved making you mad," he says to me, his eyes wicked. "I love making you mad.
TAHEREH MAFI

Milan, for me, is a city of discovery. You can find some amazing gardens behind some great houses; I...
FRANCISCO COSTA

I seriously love to cook... My grandmother was an amazing cook. As a kid I used to help her make han...
BRADLEY COOPER

To love is to act.
VICTOR HUGO

When I wished to sing of love it turned to sorrow. And when I wished to sing of sorrow it was transf...
FRANZ SCHUBERT

I have an amazing husband who is a strong man of God. He is very dedicated to me and our family.
KIM FIELDS

It's amazing. My kids have grown me in ways I never knew possible. The patience I've receive...
CANDACE CAMERON BURE

She makes me love her and I like people who make me love them. It saves me so much trouble in making...
L. M. MONTGOMERY

The best love that you can give is to love yourself, in spite of your mistakes, in spite of your fai...
SHARLENE PRINCE, SHAROCK P.

We do not know whether I am making love to you or you are making love to me. The experience is so co...
J.F.KELLY

I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many—a multitude of mannequins, each named Man...
DORA J. AROD

I love the theater as much as music, and the whole idea of getting across to an audience and making ...
STEPHEN SONDHEIM

I'd love to own a bakery at some point. My grandmother could help me run it - she is an amazing ...
JORDIN SPARKS

What's kept me sane is I still love making music, and I always have my ear to the street,
BRET MICHAELS

Felipe and I, as we discover to our delight, are a perfectly matched, genetically engineered belly-t...
ELIZABETH GILBERT

I really loved making 'Love, Nina.' I was in every scene, which was amazing. Bloody hell, wh...
FAYE MARSAY

What has been amazing to me is how this group has helped one another along the way, making suggestio...
DONNA MARCINKO

The Air Force pinned a medal on me for killing a man and discharged me for making love to one.
LEONARD MATLOVICH

The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.
E. W. HOWE

I would say 90 percent comes from Ball State, and the thing that is amazing to me is we have not acc...
KAREN THATCHER

The most amazing thing to me about the sea is the tide. A harbour like St. Ives is totally transform...
JOHN DYER

I always give a lot of credit to Ronnie Dunn for making me fall in love with country music.
BRETT ELDREDGE

I guess this is just once in a lifetime. This is amazing to me.
EPIPHANNY PRINCE

The way that people show me love on Twitter? I don't know man. It's amazing.
T-PAIN

In life, you have people that love to party. That's me. People that love God. That's me. Peo...
R. KELLY

True love is eluding me......perhaps it is never meant to be
STARGAZER

I just wanna thank all those amazing Internet bloggers out there that hate me day-to-day. I love you...
TORI SPELLING

To me, when a great band is playing together, it's amazing for me.
JOHN OATES

it is not about making an amazing play that counts, it is about making plays daily
TONY UMAñA

The love you get, is equal to the love you give.
BEN OAK

Thank you For your existence in the same continuum, space & time together with me; giving me the cha...
MAGGIEGUE

I've been very lucky; God has done amazing things for me.
GINA RODRIGUEZ

It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm maki...
JIM CARREY

We drive down the road in complete silence for a few miles listening to 50 Cent. As soon as he tells...
CHAD KULTGEN

Sandy is in love with me, and I really like Sandy, but for me it's just a sex thing,
HUGH GRANT

I want people to love me, but it's not going to hurt me if they don't.
DREW BARRYMORE

My ideal night would probably be a dope outfit, people that I love around me. Go to get some dinner,...
BEBE REXHA

I love to travel with my family or my two best friends because I completely trust them. I forced my ...
JULIA SAWALHA

To me, a forever love is a bond that can't be broken.
NICK CANNON

The spiritual meaning of love is measured by what it can do. Love is meant to heal. Love is meant to...
DEEPAK CHOPRA

The spiritual meaning of love is measured by what it can do. Love is meant to heal. Love is meant ...
ROBERT HEINLEIN

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
ZSA ZSA GABOR

I thank God for not making me a computer scientist.
DANIEL J. BERNSTEIN

To love is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
EMILY DICKINSON

I have a Kenwood charcoal grill. In our house, if anybody is cooking, it's me. I love making bur...
NICK OFFERMAN

Allison Janney is amazing, and Anna Faris was a revelation to me.
MIMI KENNEDY

Pray to Christ for me that the animals will be the means of making me a sacrificial victim for God.
IGNATIUS OF ANTIOCH

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role ...
GILDA RADNER

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role...
GILDA RADNER

Making love to my thoughts always inspires me to keep my thoughts aroused, for more inspiration.
ROSE B MASHIGO

She's come a long way. It's an amazing journey. She makes me so proud of her, and she's so amazing. ...
JOANNA ENDERMANN

Call me old fashioned, but I think love is more important than sex."
OLASOT

We’d spent years as adversaries, two predators sharing territory and a certain, unwelcome attracti...
PATRICIA BRIGGS

You have to wait for a big star to come in and generate interest on a project, and now that has beco...
JEREMY RENNER

I look back, and all of this doesn't seem real. It's amazing how God has helped me.
LISA ADLER

The freedom that comes with (making music) is amazing. It?s addictive.
ERIC ESSEX

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her hu...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my m...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I coul...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or nee...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brou...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

We made love like green is blue. That’s because we were only half into it, though for the record I...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I ask...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bott...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I make love like never, only less often. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of t...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a ...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to w...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual co...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to c...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way—contributing 2% as I j...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phon...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze t...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. 
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked lik...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you ...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin—I want to make love like a mannequin. ...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplic...
DARK JAR TIN ZOO

Give me yourself, O my God, give yourself back to me. Lo, I love you, but if my love is too mean, le...
AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. 

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Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

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