Making your first feature film is actually impossible.

There are a thousand weird untold stories in the Australian film industry, this has been one of them.

But what happens is that people try set us (the film makers) against each other, and yet the enemy is outside.

Can you imagine what it would be like if all the Aussie film talent was able to make Australian stories?

The obsession required to see a feature through from concept to release is not a rational thing to do with your brief time on this planet. Nor is it something to which an intelligent person should aspire.

The journey of your first movie is not just beyond belief it can be truly beyond satire.