Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.

With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy’s downfall.

*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.

A paedophile is someone whose sexual attraction towards children their own age did not grow with them.

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.