Man, I feel sad after looking through that. I think he breaks every rule of programming...

I took your note. I am putting it in the Times Herald.

our outside loo, known as the Betty, was a good loo; whitewashed and compact with a flashlight hanging behind the door. I smuggled books in there to read them in secret, claiming constipation.

If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Bangkok is a toilet without a flush.