Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both

All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers

Are men and women different creatures? Do we feel things differently? Being a man, I can't know what a woman feels.

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves