Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!

The best part about being a genius is that you only have to prove it once on the IQ test. After that, you can just carry on like a complete idiot, and repeatedly exclaim "genius!" in obnoxious voices.

A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.

I don't want to just revolve. I want to evolve. As a man, as a human, as a father, as a lover.

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.