Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records.

Be a politician; no training necessary.

A politician is not as narrow-minded as he forces himself to be.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children's playgrounds.

There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made.