Many a rich man’s bed is bigger than many a poor woman’s bedroom; his bedroom, her house.

A poor but confident man is as hard to find as a rich but shy man.

Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.

12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

Rich people read their bills. Poor people dread theirs.

To be famous and broke is hard.