Many BrainPal users find it useful to give their BrainPal a name other than BrainPal. Would you like to name your BrainPal at this time? "Yes," I said. Please speak the name you would like to give your BrainPal. "Asshole," I said. You have selected "Asshole," the BrainPal wrote, and to its credit it spelled the word correctly. Be aware that many recruits have selected this name for their BrainPal. Would you like to chose a different name? "No," I said, and was proud that so many of my fellow recruits also felt this way about their BrainPal. Your BrainPal is now Asshole, the BrainPal wrote. You may change this name in the future if you like. Now you must choose an access phrase to activate Asshole. While Asshole is active at all times it will only respond to commands after it has been activated. Please choose a short phrase. Asshole suggests "Activate Asshole" but you may choose another phrase. Please say your activation phrase now. "Hey, Asshole," I said. You have choosen "Hey, Asshole." Please say it again to confirm. I did. Then it asked me to choose a deactivation phrase. I chose (of course) "Go away, Asshole." Would you like Asshole to refer to itself in the first person? "Absolutely." I said. I am Asshole. "Of course you are.
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Related I know that asshole you were with in college --” “Can we leave that asshole out of it?” JOSH LANYON ↑ top up position down The fact that I suspect I'm an asshole means I proba... JONATHAN TROPPER Well, I hate to tell you this," she said, "but your friend is an asshole." "He's not my friend,... CASSANDRA CLARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASSHOLES, BABY? YOU'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE! YOU GO TO THE STORE AN... CHARLES BUKOWSKI Are you going to be nice to me now?" "I'm always nice to you." Sure. Law ground his chin ... JEZ MORROW No homework. I got suspended,” Blue replied. “Get the fuck out,” Ronan said, but with adm... MAGGIE STIEFVATER Bitten? You mean you're a-" "A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, ... CASSANDRA CLARE Teach that asshole some manners.” I winked at her and smiled. “Anything for you, baby. JAMIE MCGUIRE Why?' He asked. 'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe beca... MICHELLE HODKIN You should've known this ring belongs to me. Eye of the tiger." I shoved him. "But I have the ... LISA KESSLER -And I'm sorry too. -For what? -For calling you an asshole doctor. -That's okay. ASTRID AMARA See? Grumpy. And defensive. If you need help, ask me, you stubborn asshole.” “Right, like y... MAISEY YATES I punched him nos so lightly in the arm. 'Asshole.' He was silent for a few minutes, and then h... MICHELLE HODKIN On Sharing “I’m sorry, but if your brother doesn’t want you to play with his shit, then y... JUSTIN HALPERN Jamie said in that voice of his, "You never saw us." "I never saw you," the driver repeated, so... MICHELLE HODKIN Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen ... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Asscrown," I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a ... MICHELLE HODKIN „Listen,” Richard says, „unless you're about to inherit some money, what we're talking about h... JESS WALTER That was not like riding a bike, you asshole! ALEXANDRA BRACKEN
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You chose. You chose. You chose. You cho... SHANNON L. ALDER The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey ther... JOSH LANYON She and I had exchanged a few text messages, although they had been mostly to remind me just how pis... SUZANNE WRIGHT We never lost that. As much as I tried, I could never erase you from my heart. That’s why I w... PENELOPE DOUGLAS You’re such an asshole,” I mumbled, staring at her perfect tits. “Why the fuck do I even like ... NICOLE JACQUELYN I cut off his fingers to get him to talk, and when he'd confessed everything I wanted to hear, I had... SCOTT LYNCH What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off yo... MICHELLE HODKIN Your father's an asshole. It's not a disease. You don't have to catch it. RACHEL CAINE You said to lean on your arm And I am leaning You said to trust in your love And I a... MAYA ANGELOU Cheshire Puss,' she began, rather timidly, as she did not at all know whether it would like the name... LEWIS CARROLL at first I thought you were just using me" she said "I definitely am." I just wasn't sure for w... PAUL NEILAN I twist like a flower at the sound of your voice But you leave the receiver static ... KAIT ROKOWSKI 1. Everyone is entitled to their opinion about the things they read (or watch, or listen to, or tast... JOHN SCALZI eat, baby. eat. chew. please. I know it hurts. I know it doesn’t feel good. CAITLYN SIEHL Your name?"The movements of the man's mouth didn't quite match what he was saying, so seeing him spe... ANTHONY HOROWITZ Most of us have nicknames—annoying, endearing, embarrassing. But what about your true n... VERA NAZARIAN A Gift for You I send you... The gift of a letter from your wise self. This is the p... S.A.R.K. Daniel, he said. I would have you follow me. Master!....I will fight for you to the end!.... ELIZABETH GEORGE SPEARE If you weren't religious, you would still be as much of an asshole as you already are now. JEFFREY FISCHER I'll tell you the same thing I told your father. We make mistakes. They don't make us. If they did, ... JONATHAN TROPPER How do we exorcise one of the Jinn?" He shrugged. "You got Yellow Pages?" "Seriousl... SAMANTHA YOUNG How would you like it if I said to you, 'It kills me to say this, but you're actually a tiny bit bea... MELINA MARCHETTA George walked into the room and looked at each of us in turn, ending with Thierry. "Hey, boss,... MICHELLE ROWEN Aliens—if they exist—are little green men with big eyes and spindly arms or…or giant insects o... JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT Now get the fuck up off the ground so I can put you in it... like a coffin. Because you'll be fuckin... ROBERT KIRKMAN Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating. GREG BEHRENDT You are interfering in my business, warlock." Magnus spat blood into his face. "You are tortur... CASSANDRA CLARE Damien has died and gone straight to boy heaven,' Shaunee said as soon as we were out of earshot P.C. CAST I know in my mind I would leave you now If I had the strength to I would leave you up... DAVE MATTHEWS BAND The door handle turned. Someone knocked, and a man's voice called, "Uh, hello?" Valkyrie looked... DEREK LANDY Once an asshole, always an asshole. DEB CALETTI Before you represent your faith on your car's bumper you have to first make a pledge with God to not... T. RAFAEL CIMINO I am Shiloh, whose box you stole. Your godmother's sickness lies in your own keeping, you can heal h... A.E. COPPARD Um, I don’t know your name but -” “Knight,” “Right, Mr. Knight-” “No, K... KRISTEN ASHLEY My name is CRPS, or so they say But I actually go by; a few different names. I was once ... NIKKI ROWE «Hazel Grace,” he said, my name new and better in his voice. “It has been a real pleasure to ma... JOHN GREEN Whatever happened to the dragon?" I mustered my primmest tone. "He has a name, you know."... RICHELLE MEAD You already have one asshole, you don't need another one GREG BEHRENDT No, I know,” Levi said. “But it’s not you. You don’t push through every moment. You pay atte... RAINBOW ROWELL Must a name mean something?" Alice asked doubtfully. Of course it must," Humpty Dumpty sa... LEWIS CARROLL To the most inconsiderate asshole of a friend, I’m writing you this letter because I know tha... CECELIA AHERN I had a dream about you. We were in the gold room where everyone finally gets what they want. RICHARD SIKEN So the little prince tamed the fox. And when the hour of his departure drew near-- Ah," s... ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY I like you,” Gary finally said in a low voice. “Thank you? I thought you already did.” T.J. KLUNE I remember when your name was just another name that rolled without thought off my tongue. COCO J. GINGER But what would have been the good?" Aslan said nothing. "You mean," said Lucy rather fai... C.S. LEWIS He put a hand to my face and guided my eyes to his. "We never lost that. As much as I tried, I could... PENELOPE DOUGLAS So you will meet many ’someones’ who will give a new definition to your name. And you can ... CHARLOTTE ERIKSSON Questions, I've got some questions I want to know you But what if I could ask you only one... JACK JOHNSON what's your name?" what?" i asked, squinting at the light. your name." I reconized Dr. Ole... RICHELLE MEAD You read a book for the story, for each of its words," Gordy said, "and you draw your cartoons for t... SHERMAN ALEXIE What the hell," I said, pushing off the wall, ready to take off the head of whatever stupid salesper... SARAH DESSEN Witches are naturally nosy,” said Miss Tick, standing up. “Well, I must go. I hope we shall meet... TERRY PRATCHETT Who are you?' I didn't understand the question. I'm Uri', he said. 'What's your name?' JERRY SPINELLI You cold or something?' he said. She strained against him; she wanted to pass clear through him: 'It... TRUMAN CAPOTE I told you everything I know", said the messenger. Arin had gone to his childhood suite, feeling anx... MARIE RUTKOSKI You say that your fare told you that he was a detective?" "Yes, he did." "When did he say ... ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE I was sitting in my lab, my hand spread open on the table, while the skull examined my palm. JIM BUTCHER May I see you again?" he asked. There was an endearing nervousness in his voice. I smile... JOHN GREEN I choose to love you in silence… For in silence I find no rejection, I choose to l... JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI He apologized profusely. “I knew that frog position was too freaky. I’m sorry.” “It’... DEBRA ANASTASIA What say you, Luxa?" said Vikus. "What can I say, Vikus? Can I return to our people and tell th... SUZANNE COLLINS There is still one of which you never speak.' Marco Polo bowed his head. 'Veni... ITALO CALVINO Who's Jessie?" "My Yugo" "You have a name for your Yugo? Please don't tell me you're one o... RACHEL COHN Do yourself a favor,' I said. "Forget it. Forget you ever saw me." "Forget that you tried to ki... RICK RIORDAN Here’s the deal. We go in, you stand there like the asshole you are, and I explain you aren’t ga... DEBRA ANASTASIA I have brought peace to this land, and security," he began. "And what of your soul, when ... IAIN PEARS Please... Please ... Please tell this people after few more words you are goin... DEYTH BANGER Rory: Amy. I'm gonna need a little help here. Amy: Just stop it! Rory: Just think it throu... STEVEN MOFFAT How long have you been ‘Big D’ then?” said Harry. “Shut it,” snarled Dudley, turning ... J.K. ROWLING Tell me, have you done much circus work in your life?' [asked Mulder]. Nutt drew himself up to ... LES MARTIN This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making , is it, Potter?” “Yes,” said Harry, st... J.K. ROWLING Remember how, back in 1990, if you used a cellphone in public you looked like a total asshole? We're... DOUGLAS COUPLAND Something about you caught me by surprise Though I always knew you’d be my demise. R.S. GREY Please... Please ... Please tell this people after few more words that you are... DEYTH BANGER Are you not thirsty?" said the Lion. "I am dying of thirst," said Jill. "Then drink," said... C.S. LEWIS Many bad things were done under the Evil Empire" she said. "The best we can do now is undo them. Wil... TERRY PRATCHETT I have come to your group for somewhere to belong, I promise I shall adapt before too long, ELISE ICTEN I made up my mind I was going to find someone who would love me unconditionally three hundred and si... HARUKI MURAKAMI You're a poem?' I repeated. She chewed her lower lip. 'If you want. I am a poem, or I am ... NEIL GAIMAN Poseidon raised his eyebrows as they shook hands. “Blowfish, did you say?” "Ah, no. B... RICK RIORDAN
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I wish I could teach the sad y... JOHN CIARDI What has any poet to trust more than the feel of the thing? Theory concerns him only until he picks ... JOHN CIARDI Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it! JOHN CIARDI A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students. JOHN CIARDI Poetry lies its way to the truth. JOHN CIARDI Intelligence recognizes what has happened. Genius recognizes what will happen. JOHN CIARDI Nothing goes further toward a man's liberation than the act of surviving his need for character. JOHN CIARDI The day will happen whether or not you get up. JOHN CIARDI You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. JOHN CIARDI Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they hav... JOHN CIARDI The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it. JOHN CIARDI With any of the movies I've had a chance to do, or any of the TV shows I've had a chance to ... JOHN CENA The deep joy we take in the company of people with whom we have just recently fallen in love is undi... JOHN CHEEVER Lay this unto your breast: Old friends, like old swords, still are trusted best. JOHN WEBSTER Old friends are best. JOHN SELDEN They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side. JOHN MAYER Rome was not built in one day. JOHN HEYWOOD You win by working hard, making tough decisions and building coalitions. JOHN ENGLER I love the description of Gothic churches before the printed word, that they were the bibles of the ... JOHN MCGAHERN The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a crush on a cute girl in the drama departme... JOHN RATZENBERGER He who laughs most, learns best. JOHN CLEESE Some people feel fulfillment from a bitter end - it gives them some sort of sense of reality. But, w... JOHN BOYEGA I've never eaten just a few bites of things I liked in my life. JOHN MADDEN The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. JOHN WOODEN A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. JOHN WOODEN Just try to be the best you can be; never cease trying to be the best you can be. That's in your... JOHN WOODEN If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? JOHN WOODEN Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out. JOHN WOODEN Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and knowledge nothing. JOHN LOCKE It is of great use to the sailor to know the length of his line, though he cannot with it fathom all... JOHN LOCKE It is one thing to show a man that he is in an error, and another to put him in possession of the tr... JOHN LOCKE The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. JOHN LOCKE It doesn't matter how long my hair is or what colour my skin is or whether I'm a woman or a ... JOHN LENNON I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people cal... JOHN LENNON I believe time wounds all heels. JOHN LENNON The thing the sixties did was to show us the possibilities and the responsibility that we all had. I... JOHN LENNON When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have... JOHN LENNON If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, th... JOHN LENNON I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always... JOHN LENNON