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Four years ago when these freshmen came in, the team was 1-19 the year before. I kept telling them, ...
DAVE SHOWALTER
We came out ready to play. This was the first time in four years that we beat Bloomington.
DAVE SHOWALTER
This is a tough league, and all our games will be like this one.
DAVE SHOWALTER
If only Paris and the Harpies had gotten along. But Promiscuity had taken one look at the beautiful ...
GENA SHOWALTER
Nicolai, the Dark Seducer as his people called him, had been in bed, but not alone. He was never alo...
GENA SHOWALTER
He was gorgeous, and I absolutely, no question, had to be drooling. After a quick and hopefully stea...
GENA SHOWALTER
He popped his jaw, trying to relax against a new onslaught of aggression. It wasn’t as if he were ...
GENA SHOWALTER
What are you, a child? Your cock is not a toy, so stop playing with it for one damn night.
GENA SHOWALTER
How do you know they are Hunters?" Lucien asked.
"They had guns and knives strapped to their bo...
GENA SHOWALTER
Maddox held Ashlyn for several hours as she napped, hopefully reviving body and soul. Time was his e...
GENA SHOWALTER
Pin his fucking legs."
"Can't. Got his arms."
"Knock him out, Paris."
"Sure. Want me ...
GENA SHOWALTER
Thinking about her again caused his body to harden, to ready...
"Uh, I'm happy to sit close to ...
GENA SHOWALTER
Wildness had never been a part of her life. Home, work, home, work. That's all her life had consiste...
GENA SHOWALTER
Aren’t all fairy tales based in fact? You yourself are supposed to be nothing more than a myth. GENA SHOWALTER Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit.
GENA SHOWALTER
I’ll carry you over my shoulder if I must, just as I did last night. If I’m forced to do it, how...
GENA SHOWALTER
While Maddox now believed the demon did not want to hurt Ashlyn, he wasn't willing to take a chance....
GENA SHOWALTER
Um i'm happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,' Paris...
GENA SHOWALTER
I've traveled all over the world for the Institute, but I never dreamed I'd meet someone like you."<...
GENA SHOWALTER
That means life itself is a fairy tale. Like the characters, we all live and love and search for a h...
GENA SHOWALTER
If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.
GENA SHOWALTER
Pale hair fell in waves to his shoulders, framing a face mortal females considered a sensual feast. ...
GENA SHOWALTER
He would have been handsome—in a serial-killer kind of way—if not for those tattoos.
GENA SHOWALTER
I'll take the cemetery," Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club ...
GENA SHOWALTER
Who is she, why is she still here and when can I see her naked? Paris asked with an eyebrow wiggle
GENA SHOWALTER
I don’t even know what to say.” Aeron.
“I do. Fuck.” Paris.
GENA SHOWALTER
Knock him out, Paris!'

'Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I’m at it?
GENA SHOWALTER
Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rar...
GENA SHOWALTER
Then she looked away, dismissing him as if she’d found him to be substandard.

All right...
GENA SHOWALTER
That’s my cousin, dickwad,” Agent Jaxon Tremain said from Hector’s left.
Had Whacky Jack...
GENA SHOWALTER
Problem was, he couldn’t masturbate his sexual desires away because he’d fry off his cock." Hect...
GENA SHOWALTER
Impossible. I merely brought the essentials. Clothes, my favorite boots, face cream, makeup, a few b...
GENA SHOWALTER
Giving up is the only sure way to fail.
GENA SHOWALTER
Are you suggesting I’m working with the
zombies? That I paid them to pretend to
attack m...
GENA SHOWALTER
Pops: How about you finish this sentence for me, Jason? When a girl says no she means...
Justin...
GENA SHOWALTER
And okay, fine. If you have to kiss her, you have to kiss her. And believe me, I do not envy you. Th...
GENA SHOWALTER
Everything we find now is consistent with that conclusion.
MARK SHOWALTER
The newly reported spiral is in a class by itself.
MARK SHOWALTER
It is more evidence that our solar system is a dynamic place, somewhere very active.
MARK SHOWALTER
Women are like bottles of liquor. They should be sampled,
savored, then discarded. Matrimony is...
GENA SHOWALTER
I don't hate you.. I just don't like that
GENA SHOWALTER
Never had Dallas seen the Targon more pissed. There'd been none of his usual charm, none of his nonc...
GENA SHOWALTER
Devyn: “But what can I say? I'm irresistible.”
Bride: "No, you're a ho, but the good news i...
GENA SHOWALTER
And please, don't take offense. It's not an insult if it's true. - Devyn
GENA SHOWALTER
What was worse, he couldn't tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her.
GENA SHOWALTER
Do you think it takes true pain to experience true pleasure?
GENA SHOWALTER
How does fear become so powerful? We can’t see it. We can’t touch it, yet it gets its claws in u...
GENA SHOWALTER
There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.
GENA SHOWALTER
There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better ...
GENA SHOWALTER
The moment I finish 'any' book, my feels are pretty much the same. Goes a little something l...
GENA SHOWALTER
I wasn't teasing you. I mean to keep you here forever and train you to be sinless", "Gods, how - oop...
GENA SHOWALTER
Yeah, I understand. That doesn't mean I'll obey" - Bianka
GENA SHOWALTER
She liked to steal - so what. She could kill without blinking - again, so what. It wasn't like she w...
GENA SHOWALTER
I’m so sorry, sweetheart. I’ll let you go, but don’t expect me to forget you. We’re bonded. ...
GENA SHOWALTER