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GENA SHOWALTER I’ll carry you over my shoulder if I must, just as I did last night. If I’m forced to do it, how...
GENA SHOWALTER While Maddox now believed the demon did not want to hurt Ashlyn, he wasn't willing to take a chance....
GENA SHOWALTER Um i'm happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,' Paris...
GENA SHOWALTER I've traveled all over the world for the Institute, but I never dreamed I'd meet someone like you."<...
GENA SHOWALTER That means life itself is a fairy tale. Like the characters, we all live and love and search for a h...
GENA SHOWALTER If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.
GENA SHOWALTER Pale hair fell in waves to his shoulders, framing a face mortal females considered a sensual feast. ...
GENA SHOWALTER He would have been handsome—in a serial-killer kind of way—if not for those tattoos.
GENA SHOWALTER I'll take the cemetery," Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club ...
GENA SHOWALTER Who is she, why is she still here and when can I see her naked? Paris asked with an eyebrow wiggle
GENA SHOWALTER I don’t even know what to say.” Aeron.
“I do. Fuck.” Paris.
GENA SHOWALTER Knock him out, Paris!'
'Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I’m at it?
GENA SHOWALTER Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rar...
GENA SHOWALTER Then she looked away, dismissing him as if she’d found him to be substandard.
All right...
GENA SHOWALTER That’s my cousin, dickwad,” Agent Jaxon Tremain said from Hector’s left.
Had Whacky Jack...
GENA SHOWALTER Problem was, he couldn’t masturbate his sexual desires away because he’d fry off his cock." Hect...
GENA SHOWALTER Impossible. I merely brought the essentials. Clothes, my favorite boots, face cream, makeup, a few b...
GENA SHOWALTER Giving up is the only sure way to fail.
GENA SHOWALTER Are you suggesting I’m working with the
zombies? That I paid them to pretend to
attack m...
GENA SHOWALTER Pops: How about you finish this sentence for me, Jason? When a girl says no she means...
Justin...
GENA SHOWALTER And okay, fine. If you have to kiss her, you have to kiss her. And believe me, I do not envy you. Th...
GENA SHOWALTER Everything we find now is consistent with that conclusion.
MARK SHOWALTER The newly reported spiral is in a class by itself.
MARK SHOWALTER It is more evidence that our solar system is a dynamic place, somewhere very active.
MARK SHOWALTER Women are like bottles of liquor. They should be sampled,
savored, then discarded. Matrimony is...
GENA SHOWALTER I don't hate you.. I just don't like that
GENA SHOWALTER Never had Dallas seen the Targon more pissed. There'd been none of his usual charm, none of his nonc...
GENA SHOWALTER Devyn: “But what can I say? I'm irresistible.”
Bride: "No, you're a ho, but the good news i...
GENA SHOWALTER And please, don't take offense. It's not an insult if it's true. - Devyn
GENA SHOWALTER What was worse, he couldn't tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her.
GENA SHOWALTER Do you think it takes true pain to experience true pleasure?
GENA SHOWALTER How does fear become so powerful? We can’t see it. We can’t touch it, yet it gets its claws in u...
GENA SHOWALTER There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.
GENA SHOWALTER There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better ...
GENA SHOWALTER The moment I finish 'any' book, my feels are pretty much the same. Goes a little something l...
GENA SHOWALTER I wasn't teasing you. I mean to keep you here forever and train you to be sinless", "Gods, how - oop...
GENA SHOWALTER Yeah, I understand. That doesn't mean I'll obey" - Bianka
GENA SHOWALTER She liked to steal - so what. She could kill without blinking - again, so what. It wasn't like she w...
GENA SHOWALTER I’m so sorry, sweetheart. I’ll let you go, but don’t expect me to forget you. We’re bonded. ...
GENA SHOWALTER