Many people think I am an idiot. I think I am a genius.

I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a real moron.

My neighbors are quiet. I am not. I don't know if they're dead or alive.

At times I think and at times I am.

I think; therefore I am.

I love audiences. They are my oxygen. I only breathe with audience. When I'm alone, I am normally a miserable you-know-what.