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[March 25 -] Songs and Stories for Everybody ... the Mark Twain of contemporary kids' music.


Bill Harley

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The best stories in our culture have some sort of subversiveness - Mark Twain, 'Catcher in the R...
MATT GROENING Mark Twain had a way of telling stories that shifts your consciousness away from labels.
VAL KILMER Mark Twain.
FRIENDS Mark Twain: A Life
RON POWERS He begged hard, and said he couldn't play—a plausible excuse, but too thin; there wasn't a musicia...
MARK TWAIN Mark Twain cannot be defined.
HAL HOLBROOK But that is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.
MARK TWAIN I grew up reading Shakespeare and Mark Twain.
JACKSON BROWNE Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you...
MARK TWAIN I read from Mark Twain's lips one or two of his good stories. He has his own way of thinking, saying...
HELEN KELLER His head was an hour-glass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the wh...
MARK TWAIN The stories behind the music make it come alive for kids,
LEONARD SLATKIN I, Mark Twain being of sound mind, have spent everything
MARK TWAIN Training- training is everything; training is all there is to a person. We speak of nature; it is fo...
MARK TWAIN We are aware not just of the baby boomers, but everybody who is getting close to the 25-year mark.
KIM EVANS Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.
EDGAR WILSON NYE Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll li...
DICK VAN DYKE To paraphrase Mark Twain, our demise is greatly exaggerated.
CHRIS DONLAY Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.
MARK TWAIN Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.
MARK TWAIN The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, ...
MARK TWAIN I agree with what Mark Twain said - we're all mad at night.
RUTH RENDELL Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.
VAL KILMER Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'l...
DICK VAN DYKE Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
MARK TWAIN A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies whic...
OSSIP GABRILOWITSCH Aging is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
ANONYMOUS Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.
MARK TWAIN You can find in a text whatever you bring, if you will stand between it and the mirror of you imagin...
MARK TWAIN Madeleine L'Engle's 'A Wrinkle in Time' has been targeted by censors for promoting N...
JUDY BLUME Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]
GERARD WAY Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN Mark Twain was a great traveler and he wrote three or four great travel books. I wouldn't say th...
PAUL THEROUX Mark Twain put it best when he said, 'Reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated,
BILL BRADLEY When you find that you are on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." Mark Twain
STEVE J. LEATHERWOOD Mark Twain gave us an insight into the life on the Mississippi at the turn of the century.
BOB NEWHART Writing songs is about trying to connect with people on a deeper spiritual level - but I'm not a...
RYAN TEDDER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES If it wasn't for the Mark Twain Masquers, I don't know where my life would have gone.
PETER FALK Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN The record company isn't really even looking for Christian songs. They're just looking for talent. T...
ANTHONY MARTINEZ There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happend. -Mark Twain.
MARK TWAIN All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called "Huckleberry Finn."
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Why should we save them? It's part of the historical legacy of California. They were made famous by ...
MARC HAYES If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
MARK TWAIN A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAIN It smells terrible in here.'

Well, what do you expect? The human body, when confined, pro...
JOHN KENNEDY TOOLE I like mash-ups, taking contemporary songs and making them old... old songs, making them new.
BRIA SKONBERG If you want to meet Mark Twain, all you have to do is use your brain!
STEVE RAY COLLINS It is curious-curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so r...
MARK TWAIN Consider well the proportion of things. It is better to be a young June bug, than an old bird of par...
MARK TWAIN The only people sure of their jobs are Bill Ford and Mark Fields.
DAVE COLE We ended up singing all of those things. People in Southern music think ... [our music] is too conte...
JUDY MARTIN What we're finding is that teenagers really like the music. We've gotten good feedback from kids in ...
JULIE LAIRD If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain
TONY-PAUL DE VISSAGE The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists ...
MARK TWAIN I bought a book of Mark Twain quotes. That's about my speed. I'll read a couple quotes and p...
KID ROCK I write almost everything, actually. Songs, poems, stories. And stories out of every genre, too.
JACKIE EVANCHO That's one of the things I like best about folk music is the beautiful melodies - and the harmon...
ROGER MCGUINN A couple of people brought their kids. We didn't get into drinking songs, but we did some grown-up m...
DAN ZANES Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

[Mark...
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ALAN SIEGEL I love everybody in Nashville. I love the music that's coming out of that place, and I really do bel...
BIG KENNY He (Holbrook) said he has one of the first Mark Twain costumes he wore on stage and was saving it un...
LEE WARREN Gambling in the mark has been the great indoor sport of the capitalists for months, and consequently...
AGNES SMEDLEY Everybody has their favorite sad songs. That's part of what I love so much about country music. ...
CHRIS YOUNG We hope to build an orphanage for 25 kids.
BRUCE SONNENBERG People lost their virginity to this music, got high for the first time to this music. I've had peopl...
JOHN DENSMORE People lost their virginity to this music, got high for the first time to this music, ... I've had p...
JOHN DENSMORE Selfish people look for success and are in great majority with good bonhomie, but others who crave f...
ANUJ SOMANY The intelligent use of contemporary music in film has an enormous audience.
ROBERT STIGWOOD In the olden days, everybody sang. You were expected to sing as well as talk. It was a mark of the c...
LEONARD BERNSTEIN My mum was never too keen on TV, so we kids all went to the library and got books out. Right from th...
JOHN GRISHAM Country music is songs about people, the music of the heartland.
RYAN SHUPE I draw inspiration from anything and everybody and that's what country music is to me... real li...
DUSTIN LYNCH You can go into Mark Twain's material and prove anything you want. He was against war. He was fo...
HAL HOLBROOK I was told stories, we were all told stories as kids in Nigeria. We had to tell stories that would k...
BEN OKRI For me, personally, the most interesting music comes from the popular sector - from film and pop mus...
ALEKSEY IGUDESMAN Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeci...
LAURENCE J. PETER Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WADE Right from the start, I loved the works of Mark Twain. Every time I read about Tom Sawyer, I'd g...
JOHN GRISHAM I guess I'm the only guy in the world who would listen to those incredibly offensive songs and think...
DAV PILKEY I guess I'm the only guy in the world who would listen to those incredibly offensive songs and think...
DAV PILKEY Mark Twain supposedly observed, 'Don't pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel and paper...
THOMAS F. CALCAGNI I have a folder of scraps and pieces of paper with stuff, ideas for songs from the last 25 years; ju...
LUCINDA WILLIAMS Mark Twain created a new type of literature and not a lot of people can say that. Not a lot of peopl...
VAL KILMER We're going to do some old traditional folk songs. We haven't completely set up a list. We'll play s...
JIM ANGELL Mark Twain said, 'The right word is to the nearly right word as lightning is to the lightning bu...
ROBERT LITTELL Music. I do songs that have appeared on the pop charts, but they're music for grownups.
MICHAEL BALL It was feeding instability and insecurity. There were these fears that after March 25 the mob would ...
EDIL BAISALOV We have to prepare the students physically to build up their endurance and music ability to play mus...
ANDREW YARACS It's got a good representation of what contemporary Hawaiian music really is.
BARRY FLANNAGAN I used to sing songs and write with my uncle, Bill Owens.
DOLLY PARTON Rap for me is like making movies, telling stories, and getting the emotions of the songs through in ...
JAY-Z At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not...
PATRICK MOORE I'm a big John Steinbeck fan. Cormac McCarthy. I've always loved the stories of regular peop...
LUCAS NEFF Commercial rock 'n' roll music is a brutalization of the stream of contemporary Negro church music a...
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