Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing but nobody else does.

A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife