Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

The phone rings in the studio. It says, 'Neil Young for Stephen ... Hi, I'm in San Luis Obispo in Black Beauty (Young's '47 Buick), and I'll be there in about four hours.

It's called 'Cry Traitor,' which I may just let the Internet take because it fits with the theme of the tour. 'So you wanna cry traitor every time we disagree.' That's what they tend to do.

I would make the mistake of playing [songs] for the other guys, and they would pick the three or four best songs and say, 'Hey, let’s make a new CSN or CSNY album!' Five projects later, I finally said, 'No, you can’t hear it,'

One thing the blues ain't, is funny.