Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

I do not put my tastes as incredibly expensive, but they are incredibly expensive for an average man.

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

The average man, if he meddles with criticism at all, is a conservative critic.

The hardest struggle of all is to be something different from what the average man is.

But the average man doesn’t wish to be told that it is a bull or bear market. What he desires is to be told specifically which particular stock to buy or sell. He wants to get something for nothing. He does not wish to work. He doesn’t even wish to have to think. It is too much bother to have to count the money that he picks up from the ground.