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Anonymity, not ignorance, is bliss. ~Anonymous
JOSEPH MCDONALD I'm a believer in 'Ignorance is bliss.'
JULIANNA MARGULIES It is better to be kept in the dark and continue on your merry way, than to be told a lie and to be ...
IRENEE HOUNGBLAME I think it's better to not know certain things. It gives the world an extra bit of mystery, which is...
B.J. NOVAK The happiest countries, like the happiest women, have no history.
L.M. MONTGOMERY Where ignorance is bliss, 'Tis folly to be wise.
THOMAS GRAY Ignorance is bliss, or so we're told. Personally, I find ignorance is also destiny.
GAYLE LYNDS No stroller – because I don’t want to. Breastfeeding – because I want to. Travel – because I...
ALISHIA DUNCANSON Ignorance is not bliss -- ignorance is ignorance.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Ignorance is bliss
AMERICAN PROVERB Ignorance is bliss
JOHN GREEN Ignorance is not bliss. Rather, ignorance is blistering.
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH Ignorance is bliss. I wish I still had some.
ADAM PASCAL Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
KIN HUBBARD Ignorance is kind of bliss.
JACKIE DESHANNON Ignorance is not bliss - it is oblivion
PHILIP WYLIE Ignorance is bliss unless everyone is ignorant
DAVID ALEXANDER ROCHESTIE Ignorance is not bliss - it is oblivion.
PHILIP WYLIE This is why she hates Alabaster: not because he is more powerful, not even because he is crazy, but ...
N.K. JEMISIN Ignorance is Bliss, but it's also Blind!
CHRIS W. MORRIS (CHRISTOPHER WILLIAM MORRIS) Ignorance is not bliss, but a blindfold.
MONK FROST If ignorance is bliss, then education is heaven sent.
KISHAN S CHAUHAN Ignorance is not bliss its painful and embarrassing
RASSOOL JIBRAEEL SNYMAN It is the devil that will lie to you that ignorance is bliss.
The truth is ignorance is not bliss, b...
UNKNOWN . . where ignorance is bliss, 'Tis folly to be wise.
THOMAS GRAY Where ignorance is bliss,
'Tis folly to be wise.
THOMAS GRAY If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
ANONYMOUS Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!
JIM BUTCHER Knowledge is a light burden. Ignorance...a heavy bliss.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Is there anything science should not try to explain? Science is knowledge and knowledge is power - p...
PAUL DAVIES If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people.
GRAFFITI If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
ANONYMOUS Ignorance might be bliss. But self-forgetfulness is pure ecstasy.
KAMAND KOJOURI If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people.
VICTOR COUSIN Ignorance is only bliss if you don't know you are ignorant.
JACK CAMPBELL If ignorance is bliss than how come I am so happy?
LEIF ERICSSON LEO VENESS Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper
KIN HUBBARD If ignorance is bliss, then I'd hope to, one day, be MultiOrgasmic.
AARON HOWARD when you squelch something, you give it power. Ignorance is not bliss.
DAN HARRIS Whoever said ignorance was bliss was shortsighted.
JEANIENE FROST Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
EOIN COLFER If ignorance is bliss, than I do not want to be that happy
N. S. COLE Why do we live like this? Is it because it's true that ignorance is bliss?
JEM If ignorance is bliss the world is comfortably surrounded by the inhabitants of an Eden!
DON WILLIAMS, JR Ignorance is not bliss; ignorance is impotence; it is fear; it is cruelty; it is all the things that...
INGRID HOLTBY If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people jumping up and down for joy.
SOURCE UNKNOWN If ignorance is bliss, today's liberals must be in a state of continuous ecstasy.
WILLIAM J DAGER Ignorance might be bliss, but it also has teeth.
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH While ignorance might be bliss, apathy can be deadly.
TODD STOCKER If not bliss, ignorance can at least be fun.
CARTER BURWELL If ignorance is really bliss, then I don't understand where all this sadness is coming from.
WAKE UP! MESSAGE People are supposed to fear the unknown, but ignorance is bliss when knowledge is so damn frightenin...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON Ignorance is generally only a short term bliss. Typically followed by a double dose of reality.
SAM OLIVER MCKAY I hear the phrase "Ignorance is bliss" from time to time. If that's true, then "Stupidity is orgasmi...
RICHARD LYLES Ignorance, if not bliss, often saves a good deal of time
ANTHONY GILBERT Whoever said ignorance is bliss must have died a horrible death with a really surprised look on his ...
LISA SHEARIN La paura si usa come mezzo per dominare, e i dominati fanno destrezza della ignoranza e creano patol...
EFRAT CYBULKIEWICZ Sharing is bliss
FREEDOM GOODBIRD I have my own theory: ignorance is bliss. The less you know, the more confident you can be in tackli...
STEPHEN RICHARDS Gratitude is heavenly bliss.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Happiness without reason is bliss.
TAPAN GHOSH Life is a sacred bliss.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Happiness is a sacred bliss.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA The problem with society is that happiness and intelligence are rarely found in the same person. I ...
ANONYMOUS To find your own way is to follow your bliss. This involves analysis, watching yourself and seeing w...
JOSEPH CAMPBELL My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not ...
JEFF FOXWORTHY Youthful life is a beautiful bliss.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA The calculation of ignorance is too great for any calculator, only someone who has experienced bliss...
AARON OZEE All novels are sequels; influence is bliss.
MICHAEL CHABON Ignorance is the failure to discriminate between the permanent and the impermanent, the pure and the...
PATANJALI Open the gates of wisdom, tear the veil of ignorance, enter the abode of Divine Bliss. Rest in peace...
SRI SATHYA SAI BABA Simplicity is a bliss that makes one comprehend.
CRISS JAMI Ignorance might be bliss for the ignorant, but for the rest of us it's a right fucking pain in the a...
RICKY GERVAIS The bond of love is the most beautiful bliss.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Absence of worldly misery - that is called eternal bliss.
DADA BHAGWAN The way to Bliss is through Understanding, through Wisdom.
TONY SAMARA The beauty of life is the bliss of being.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA If I look upon my whole life, I cannot think of another time when I felt more comfortable: when I ha...
AMY TAN Follow your bliss.
JOSEPH CAMPBELL Follow your bliss
JOSEPH CAMPBELL Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.
DOUG HORTON Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.
DOUGLAS HORTON It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
DEEPAK CHOPRA Love is never a fulfillment. Life is never a thing of continuous bliss. There is no paradise. Fight ...
D.H. LAWRENCE Music is a lot more like solving an intricate puzzle with moments of pure, random creative bliss... ...
BRANDON BOYD These two imparadised in one another's arms, the happier Eden, shall enjoy their fill of bliss on bl...
JOHN MILTON Health is the vital principle of bliss, and exercise, of health.
JAMES THOMSON Bliss itself is not worth having,
If we're by compulsion blest.
MICHAEL EYQUEN DE MONTAIGNE Love is bliss only if you are a giver, not otherwise.
TAPAN GHOSH Reality. It is sometimes brought through foreign eyes; because if you do not know any better, you ca...
CRISS JAMI Meditate on me either with form or without form, that is pure bliss.
SRI SATHYA SAI BABA The weak have remedies, the wise have joys; superior wisdom is superior bliss.
EDWARD YOUNG The highest form of bliss is living with a certain degree of folly.
ERASMUS Achieving your heart’s desires is the key to living a life of bliss.
STEVEN REDHEAD Condition, circumstance, is not the thing;
Bliss is the same in subject or in king.
ALEXANDER POPE Heartache is very fertile ground for song-making but so is happiness, so is absolute bliss.
K. D. LANG Everything about you is how I wanna be;
Your freedom comes naturally;
Everything about y...
MATTHEW BELLAMY If brains could have orgasms, I'm pretty sure this was what it would feel like.
CORA CARMACK Nothing is more important than reconnecting with your bliss. Nothing is as rich. Nothing is more rea...
DEEPAK CHOPRA Only a man who has felt ultimate despair is capable of feeling ultimate bliss.
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ANONYMOUS My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
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ANONYMOUS How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
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ANONYMOUS Why does Chuck Norris' calendar go directly from March 31 to April 2nd? Nobody fools Chuck Norris!
ANONYMOUS I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
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ANONYMOUS Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
ANONYMOUS When there's a will, I want to be in it.
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ANONYMOUS When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.
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ANONYMOUS What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
ANONYMOUS I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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I'm skinny, but I'm really chunky.
I'm cheap, but I'm really thrifty. ANONYMOUS I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. T...
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ANONYMOUS It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
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ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
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ANONYMOUS Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
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