Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth.

The closest thing to hell on earth is prison. It's the worst experience I've ever had in my life. Besides death.

In television, a sitcom is probably the closest thing to what it's like working in the theater.

The closest thing I use to beauty products is the grease on the pizza from John's Pizzeria.

I have twin six-year-old boys. Have no mojo. The closest thing to a mojo I have is five minutes of peace.

Winning 'Motor Trend' Car of the year is probably the closest thing to winning the Oscar or Emmy of the car industry.