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Married With Children: The Complete Fourth Season

Ed O'Neill

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When I read the pilot 'for Married with Children', it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He'd come home from work, and the wife would maybe say 'I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway'. And he would say 'Fine, what's for dinner?
— Ed O'Neill
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The old / like children / talk to themselves, for they have reached that hopeless wisdom of experience which knows that though one were to cry it in the streets to multitudes, or whisper it in the kiss to one's beloved, the only ears that can ever hear one's secrets are one's own!
— Eugene O'Neill
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Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
— Ed O'Neill
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My goal was never to win awards. Mine was let me get to a place where I don't have to work. I don't have to do anything I don't want to.
— Ed O'Neill
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I channel surf like probably most people.
— Ed O'Neill
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