Martha Stewart is being prosecuted not for who she is but what she did.

There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

Martha Stewart was the one who really did show everybody that you can do everything.

With respect to potential computer intrusion by hostile actors, we did not find direct evidence that Secretary Clinton's personal e-mail domain, in its various configurations since 2009, was successfully hacked.

As so often happened during the dot-com bubble days, the revenues that AOL and PurchasePro were counting on did not materialize. And instead of confronting that harsh reality, AOL and PurchasePro cooked up a scheme to inflate PurchasePro's revenues.

Who doesn't want to be Martha Stewart?