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CHARLES TUPPER One minute you're munching on a faerie plum the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue... CASSANDRA CLARE Generally speaking, when we get better rains the pig numbers tend to go up; when we have droughts th... TERRY PALMISANO When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI Shit floats to the top PROVERB I began by saying that our history will be what we make it. If we go on as we are, then history will... EDWARD R. MURROW It is better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a pig satisfied. C.S. LEWIS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES She's getting better. She's able to stand up and even walked a little bit with a physical therapist. MARETH GUNSTREAM And it worked. Then we added sides and more wheels and it worked even better. 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VALENS Everything we do should be an avenue to touch lives and make the world a better place SUNDAY ADELAJA Imagination is a more tasty meal than knowledge & knowledge taste better than wealth. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig. AZIZ ANSARI You won't be able to tell a bit of difference between this year and last year. The floats will look ... BLAINE KERN she walked like she belonged in a better world, AVA DELLAIRA I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood. BILLY WILDER We worked on some very small things. We just went back to basics, worked on getting the ball down, b... DARREN BALSLEY The ultimate beneficiary of the pig genome project is really not the pork producer, it's the consume... MAX ROTHSCHILD The West has been able to bring Afghanistan a much better health service, better education, better r... HAMID KARZAI I always preferred to hang out with the outcasts, 'cause they were cooler; they had better taste... JOHN HUGHES It was a very exciting match. It came down to who was going to control the ball better and set up th... CARRIE SPIEGEL Remember that the bad days are not forever, and the trouble which seems so terrible at last. GEORGE ORWELL You are not the happy, unthinking child you have always appeared to be, accepting everything at its ... AGATHA CHRISTIE We'll bring in some fabulous Worth Avenue-quality retailers and a great restaurant, DAVID BARTON You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m... SARAH J. MAAS I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood. BILLY WILDER In a relatively short period of time Linux has come to be known as a standard, secure computing plat... BRIAN STEVENS This is first in a series of concerts to celebrate the redevelopment along West Atlantic Avenue into... BONNIE STELZER You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard,” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a b... JIM BUTCHER I told him, 'This stuff better taste better than it looks, and it better look really good,' DAVID GILMOUR Overall I think I'm playing a lot better. I've worked a lot more this year and I'm more confident. I... STEVE ERICKSON Once we got out of Jefferson Park, we rolled down the one window that worked so the world would know... JOHN GREEN You always want to do better and you always want to win more. But sometimes you've just got to tip y... BOB GROSETH Hope is a belief in a better tomorrow., LAILAH GIFTY AKITA We have listened keenly to our customers and refined the cars to boost our competitiveness on both s... FREDRIK ARP Melody kept the ball down and had a lot of ground balls. ... I think the more she throws, the better... 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MARGARET YOUNG I worked in information technology and academia for a long time and met many people who were better ... GRAEME SIMSION MSHA and the industry have worked long and hard together to take care of many of the obvious physica... DAVID G. DYE We worked on our focus and some adjustments ... being in better position. We have to do things bette... GERRY KEESLING Bring market forces to bear on health care insurers. Creating a health care 'exchange,' one ... ANDREW P. HARRIS The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain... SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need SARAH J. MAAS I turned. Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere... SARAH J. MAAS He would always come down on his own and watch film. He worked hard to get better, and it's paying o... PAUL VOSBURGH We made better decisions offensively. We were much more patient and worked the clock. JULIE MATTSON These guys worked very diligently. DANNY FACKLER It's easier to go down a hill than up it but the view is much better at the top. ARNOLD BENNETT It's easier to go down a hill than up it but the view is much better at the top. ARNOLD BENNET It's easier to go down a hill than up it but the view is much better at
the top. ARNOLD BENNET Weve got a lot more than a lot of people. IAN WILLIAMSON Smaller government, more individual responsibility, more individual control creates more Republicans... GROVER NORQUIST In the first set, I won the big points, and in the second and third sets he was the one who came out... TIM HENMAN I started at the top and worked my way down. ORSON WELLES Things would have turned out better if the Nazi Party had been decisively banned in the 1920s and di... GREGOR GYSI It doesn't get any better than that, a hat trick to close your career. BRUCE PLANTE This is to bring home a message to the new government that they have a mandate to make government mo... GERRY NICHOLLS The more open the process can be, the better the bill we are going to get in the end. COE SWOBE I'm a thinker. That is what I do, in great depth and detail, every waking moment of the day. I like ... BRIAN HERBERT Unification of differences is power. SHESH NATH VERNWAL Jeremy is starting to gain a lot more control in his game to mix and match with his power game. As a... MARK REILLY Benefits should be conferred gradually; and in that way they will taste better. NICCOLO MACHIAVELLI Benefits should be conferred gradually; and in that way they will taste better NICCOLO MACHIAVELLI Have you ever tried riding a pig, painted black, really high on drugs, wearing a cowboy hat? MARILYN MANSON The power part and fighting a blocker off, that's what I'm working on. The first week back was tough... CORNELIUS GRIFFIN Grace is a power that comes in and transforms a moment into something better CAROLINE MYSS It?s a giant step up from our district tournament. This is like a scaled-down state tournament. Ther... ERIC DUSKO If you're a Daniel Bryan fan, I'm all for that. The more people Daniel Bryan will bring into... ROMAN REIGNS Exuberance is better than taste. GUSTAVE FLAUBERT He had a theory that musicians are incredibly complex, and know far less than other artists what the... E.M. FORSTER The competition between me and Bill Gates, probably: Who can spend money more effectively that can d... JACK MA She was in here by herself, and I'd bring her meals and then go home. I'd just be worn down to nothi... APPEAL TONY It's easier to go down a hill than up it but the view is much better at the top. HENRY WARD BEECHER History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
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