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BILL HADER Suggestions or comments on this site? Send an email -Frank Zappa.
FRANK ZAPPA Frank Zappa... was Beethoven for insane rock guys.
SCOTT IAN People like Frank Zappa were amazing for us Brits.
RICK WAKEMAN The hardest and worst interview that I have ever done was with Frank Zappa.
NINA BLACKWOOD Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
Frank Zappa: 'You have...
FRANK ZAPPA I was in school with Dweezil Zappa, Frank Zappa's son, and we had a band. Only in L.A. could stu...
GREG KURSTIN My first big gig was an opening show for Frank Zappa, and I think that was difficult.
TOM WAITS I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPA Pain and suffering have come into your life, but remember pain, sorrow, suffering are but the kiss o...
MOTHER TERESA If your life is shit then that because you step on it.
J C A ROWE The world is a mess. It seems that life gets harder on a personal level each and every day. Hug and ...
KEVIN NASH May the wind always be on your back and the sun upon your face and may the winds of destiny carry yo...
JOHNNY DEPP I was his “little girl with the William Burroughs mind,” his “secret fairy,” “female Frank...
JALINA MHYANA People like Frank Zappa and Bryan Ferry knew we could pick and choose from the history of music, sti...
BRIAN ENO Babe, your clothes. Shit. But you work ‘em and you do because you’ve got one serious fantastic b...
KRISTEN ASHLEY I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. (o...
DON RICKLES You can do every goddamn thing right, and your life can still turn to shit.
NICOLA YOON Don't give up when dark times come. The more storms you face in life, the stronger you'll be. Hold o...
GERMANY KENT The moth's kiss, first! / Kiss me as if you made believe / You were not sure, this eve, / How my fac...
ROBERT BROWNING May I kiss you then? On this miserable paper? I might as well open the window and kiss the night air...
FRANZ KAFKA What did that mean, to kiss? You put your face up like that to say goodnight and then his mother put...
JAMES JOYCE The longer your life goes on, the more death you face.
PATRICK SWAYZE You face challenges in your personal life and in your professional life. I continue to be relentless...
NORAH O'DONNELL And when I kiss you, I swear I can taste the next sixty years of my life on your lips.
J.E. PARKER There's a long tradition - certainly with country, but in all kinds of genres of music - to have...
RICK MORANIS May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. May the sun shine warm upon you...
IRISH BLESSINGS If you asked me to seriously kiss someone on a screen, I would be very uncomfortable. But I will lic...
KATE MCKINNON May God always shower His blessings on you; may He fill your life with hope and may He always guide ...
LATIKA TEOTIA At some point you just have to turn around and face your life head on.
CHRIS CLEAVE If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher,...
FRANK ZAPPA A kiss may ruin a human life.
OSCAR WILDE The good ones put your character to the flame and burn away all the rest of the shit until you come ...
ERIN WATT On the road I want to grab you sometimes and just kiss the life outa you
ARTHUR MILLER Enjoy every moment & keep focus on your goals. Dreams remind you why you are focusing on your goals ...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA We are not a Zappa cover band. We only play Frank's songs that were recorded by the Mothers of I...
JIMMY CARL BLACK You live in your head too much, you curl up and shut shit out and spend so much time doing it, you f...
KRISTEN ASHLEY Thanking you once more, I want to wish you the best of luck for your future life and to conclude by ...
FELIX BLOCH When you sit back and observe and realize if you don't open your mouth shit won't change; make the c...
JEFFREY LEE GIBSON JR. You may as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward
JAMES THURBER There's no such thing as the perfect soulmate. If you meet someone and you think they're perfect, yo...
MADONNA Appreciate the moment of a first kiss; it may be the last time you own your heart.
ROBERT M. DRAKE A smile on your face may delay sorrow for today and tomorrow.
VIKRANT PARSAI You come in to work, put that game face on, leave your problems at home, stay strong.
MALIK JACKSON Three cheers for your rich interior life, may it serve you well come rent day.
COLSON WHITEHEAD The heart is the inner face of your life. The human journey strives to make this inner face beautifu...
JOHN O'DONOHUE You come to a conclusion and take actions on the ground of your life values
SUNDAY ADELAJA I like Aurora, 'Sleeping Beauty,' because she's just sleeping and looking pretty and wai...
ARIANA GRANDE Face your fears, they may catapult you beyond your wildest dreams
N. S. COLE You can choose daily to brace up and face the harsh realities of life . . .
Or while away the ...
UFUOMA APOKI Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’...
AZRA TABASSUM Kiss a lover,
Dance a measure,
Find your name
And buried treasure.
Fac...
NEIL GAIMAN For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can'...
ALEX KAREV Smile though your heart is achingSmile, even though it's breaking When there are clouds, in the sky,...
JUDY GARLAND When you play talented teams, you may not necessarily come out with a victory. But you learn a lot a...
BRAD DOBBELS If you want to see your life improve, your dreams come closer to fruition, and happiness deepen in y...
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE I just want to kiss you." He slid his hand up her neck, cupping the side of her face. "Do you want t...
APRILYNNE PIKE Life may try to knock you down but be persistent with your passions - cultivate grit, resilience, te...
AMIT RAY Whatever your problems may be, they pale in insignificance in the light of eternity. No matter how g...
PRINCE AKWARANDU On the highway of life, some 'drivers' may cross your lane, you may take 'the wrong exit'... Remain ...
ASSEGID HABTEWOLD I'm not sure why the saying goes..."be careful what you wish for"...it should be, "prepare yourself ...
C. NZINGHA SMITH The gains in life come slowly and the losses come on suddenly. You work for years to get your life t...
GARRISON KEILLOR Come on and eat with him. I promise, I won't let him kiss you again.
SUZANNE COLLINS Valentine Weather
Kiss me with rain on your eyelashes,
come on, let us sway together...
EDWIN MORGAN Shame is hard to confront. Even if you know it's baseless, it's still hard to come face-to-f...
ALEX TIZON I'll kiss you to sleep,,, I'll kiss you awake.. I'll Kiss up north.. I'll Kiss you down south...Anyt...
NERISSA IRVING If you're Frank Lanza, you're getting on in years, you don't have a clear succession plan in place, ...
LOREN THOMPSON Your shit is for you, my shit is for me - Understand?
DEYTH BANGER If you wait, I will come for you...remembering your touch, your kiss, your warm embrace. I'll My fin...
TRACY CHAPMAN I was right; just as soon as you take the first step toward getting to know someone your own age, ev...
MATTHEW QUICK Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.
COLLEEN HOOVER Have you ever noticed / When you're feeling really good / There's always a pigeon / That'll come shi...
JOHN PRINE If you want to relax the worry-tightened muscles in your face, let the half smile come to your face....
THICH NHAT HANH Lifes like a game of cards, sometimes you get delt a shit hand, Work with what you got, and never sh...
LOGAN ZANE HESSEFORT Rather than standing defiant screaming to the winds to bring the storm,
be focused, grateful f...
TOM ALTHOUSE To go on a roller coaster of life sometimes the downs are scarier than the ups. But when the ups com...
GARY F EVANS... And suddenly I got what the big deal was about kissing. How someone could suck on your bottom lip an...
SARRA MANNING Everyone feels Frank will come back and be the Frank Thomas we've seen for many years,
ARN TELLEM Shit on your whole mortifying, imaginary, and symbolic theater!
GILLES DELEUZE Instead of worrying, forget about your troubles. If some worries come true, you will have the Courag...
RVM Whatever this shit is between us it’s always been there and it’s always gonna be there. I’m sh...
MADELINE SHEEHAN Some people will slap you on the back behind your face and then slap you in the face behind your bac...
VIKRANT PARSAI Don't shit on your own doorstep.
UNKNOWN If nothing else, life in the suburbs promised that you might go from day to day without finding shit...
DAVID SEDARIS 'Pastoralia' by George Saunders. Possibly my favorite book. It's one of the weirdest boo...
LIBBA BRAY The farthest your mighty courage and bravery without God may take you; is to face Goliath just to be...
KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL Here on the pulse of this new day,/ You may have the grace to look up and out/ And into your sister'...
MAYA ANGELOU You will meet many opponents in your time that will come face to face with your flaws, trust the cha...
NIKKI ROWE Augustus Waters," I said, looking up at him, thinking that you cannot kiss anyone in the Anne Frank ...
JOHN GREEN You either wise up or you kiss your family goodbye, and you go on to eventual self-destruction. ...B...
TOM OWENS May your smile brighten the days ahead of you
May your cheer lighten up the moods of everyone a...
HRISHIKESH AGNIHOTRI Life is such a precious gift. Whatever life throws at us, if we could just learn to get through that...
STEPHEN BALDWIN I think a solo moves forward the way a song does, because it's reflective of the chords that I...
JOHN FRUSCIANTE If you kiss her cheeks, she is your friend; if you kiss her lips, she is your lover; if you kiss her...
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO You may regret for messing up on few occasions, but you need to appreciate the fact that blames don�...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR People may lie to you over the phone, but they may not lie to you looking at you face to face.
DARRELL SMITH Honesty has come to mean the privilege of insulting you to your face without expecting redress.
JUDITH MARTIN Come, I tell you. You have chattered enough about corruption. Now you shall look on it face to face!
OSCAR WILDE As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Don't bother to brush ...
JOSEPH CAMPBELL
More Frank Zappa
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPA Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPA I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.
FRANK ZAPPA Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something...
FRANK ZAPPA The manner in which Americans consume music has a lot to do with leaving it on their coffee tables, ...
FRANK ZAPPA Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPA Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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FRANK ZAPPA Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't...
FRANK ZAPPA The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
FRANK ZAPPA Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can...
FRANK ZAPPA Do we really want to know how Michael Jackson makes his music? No. We want to understand why he need...
FRANK ZAPPA The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden w...
FRANK ZAPPA So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPA Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
FRANK ZAPPA If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher,...
FRANK ZAPPA A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPA Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
FRANK ZAPPA Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
FRANK ZAPPA Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
FRANK ZAPPA A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs tr...
FRANK ZAPPA You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline -- it helps if you have some kind ...
FRANK ZAPPA A drug is neither moral nor immoral -- it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace...
FRANK ZAPPA Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who c...
FRANK ZAPPA Suggestions or comments on this site? Send an email -Frank Zappa.
FRANK ZAPPA You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind o...
FRANK ZAPPA Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny
FRANK ZAPPA Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't re...
FRANK ZAPPA In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
FRANK ZAPPA Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPA I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
FRANK ZAPPA Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPA No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock...
FRANK ZAPPA It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities...
FRANK ZAPPA Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the ...
FRANK ZAPPA If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPA Well, I'm not here to impinge on anybody else's lifestyle. If I'm in a place where I know I'm going ...
FRANK ZAPPA You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to...
FRANK ZAPPA A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the a...
FRANK ZAPPA The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
FRANK ZAPPA You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kin...
FRANK ZAPPA Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the ...
FRANK ZAPPA Without deviation progress is not possible.
FRANK ZAPPA If we were the Monkees, we'd be ready by now.
FRANK ZAPPA Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see, ...
FRANK ZAPPA Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the ...
FRANK ZAPPA Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something,...
FRANK ZAPPA There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one...
FRANK ZAPPA Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon
FRANK ZAPPA Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which ...
FRANK ZAPPA It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner
FRANK ZAPPA The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, ...
FRANK ZAPPA All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
FRANK ZAPPA Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for peop...
FRANK ZAPPA There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love...
FRANK ZAPPA I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out ther...
FRANK ZAPPA Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPA The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable.
FRANK ZAPPA Jesus will think you're a jerk. And it would be true.
FRANK ZAPPA If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine- but to hang a...
FRANK ZAPPA No, I don't think people really give a shit about that (meeting one's maker) unless they're complete...
FRANK ZAPPA If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state
FRANK ZAPPA Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
FRANK ZAPPA The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced
FRANK ZAPPA My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as f...
FRANK ZAPPA I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPA I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss
FRANK ZAPPA Those Jesus freaks, well they're friendly but, the shit they believe has got their minds all shut
FRANK ZAPPA Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not
FRANK ZAPPA Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which ...
FRANK ZAPPA The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on
FRANK ZAPPA Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't re...
FRANK ZAPPA The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced
FRANK ZAPPA In a fight between you and the world, pick the world
FRANK ZAPPA I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves. I also believ...
FRANK ZAPPA The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but ...
FRANK ZAPPA The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own
FRANK ZAPPA Do you love it - do you hate it? There it is the way you made it
FRANK ZAPPA too expensive and too violent.
FRANK ZAPPA Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see, ...
FRANK ZAPPA The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place ...
FRANK ZAPPA Some people crave baseball - I find this unfathomable but I can easily understand why a person could...
FRANK ZAPPA People, wake up Figure it out Religious fanatics Around and about The Court House, The State House, ...
FRANK ZAPPA Do we really want to know how Michael Jackson makes his music? No. We want to understand why he need...
FRANK ZAPPA Most rock journalism is people who can not write interviewing people who can not talk
FRANK ZAPPA Music is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPA I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.
FRANK ZAPPA One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agre...
FRANK ZAPPA If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep
FRANK ZAPPA I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that ever happened, and vice...
FRANK ZAPPA It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects ...
FRANK ZAPPA Anything, Any time, Anywhere - for no Reason at All.
FRANK ZAPPA The most important thing in art is the frame. For painting: literally; for other arts: figuratively ...
FRANK ZAPPA The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it on their coffee tabl...
FRANK ZAPPA You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rel...
FRANK ZAPPA I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news ... if y...
FRANK ZAPPA The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.
FRANK ZAPPA One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agre...
FRANK ZAPPA Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPA You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind o...
FRANK ZAPPA There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the...
FRANK ZAPPA Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.
FRANK ZAPPA I'm vile and perverted.
I'm obsessed and deranged.
I've existed for years but very little...
FRANK ZAPPA Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
FRANK ZAPPA There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPA Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPA My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as f...
FRANK ZAPPA The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the po...
FRANK ZAPPA It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPA Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget ab...
FRANK ZAPPA Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
Frank Zappa: 'You have...
FRANK ZAPPA Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think,...
FRANK ZAPPA Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPA Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is ...
FRANK ZAPPA Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPA A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want.
FRANK ZAPPA I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
FRANK ZAPPA I detest love lyrics. I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that pe...
FRANK ZAPPA For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywh...
FRANK ZAPPA The Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it...
FRANK ZAPPA The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everythin...
FRANK ZAPPA You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of...
FRANCIS VINCENT “FRANK” ZAPPA, JR. Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANCIS VINCENT “FRANK” ZAPPA, JR. When we had to do book reports, I would pick a book that no one read and just make it up and turn th...
AHMET ZAPPA The way this whole novel thing came together was, I sold them one bill of goods and then didn't comm...
AHMET ZAPPA I picked books by their covers - the worse the cover, the more I wanted to read it.
AHMET ZAPPA I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are ...
AHMET ZAPPA I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.
AHMET ZAPPA I collect things that just look retarded.
AHMET ZAPPA All the drawings are mine. Originally, the idea I sold to Random House was an illustrated recipe boo...
AHMET ZAPPA I would ask my parents something, but then go to my siblings. We were encouraged to bounce ideas off...
AHMET ZAPPA About the only thing that I'll probably end up doing is I made this amplifier with Peavey. It...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I really want younger audience members to see kids in their early 20's playing Frank's music...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA Yes, but I view Frank's music as fully composed. In other words, the arrangements can work for a...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA There are so many things that are misunderstood or not recognized about my father's music becaus...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those ...
AHMET ZAPPA I didn't really hear any other music other than what my dad was working on until I was 12. My re...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I definitely have managed to overcome dyslexia now to become a fully functional human being but thin...
AHMET ZAPPA The music that is played on the radio all the time or written about in magazines has nothing to do w...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA We will have close to 3 months of rehearsals to learn about 30 songs. Frank usually rehearsed a band...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I would love to expose multiple younger generations to Frank's music. It's not an easy task ...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA My parents told us how they felt but never imposed their beliefs on us, although I appreciate I got ...
AHMET ZAPPA I think what my father appreciated was the science experiment of life. He had these kids, and they h...
AHMET ZAPPA I didn't read at all until I was 12. I just couldn't. It was too frustrating.
AHMET ZAPPA At 12 I dropped out of school but I had lost interest in it at a much earlier age. For me, school wa...
AHMET ZAPPA I've always wanted to have a book published - it was a dream of mine, but the thought of actuall...
AHMET ZAPPA The way this whole novel thing came together was, I sold them one bill of goods and then didn't ...
AHMET ZAPPA My father would often work all night and sleep during the day, so for us, dinner might be pancakes, ...
AHMET ZAPPA Just because something has tubes doesn't mean it's the best. I mean, tubes are obviously goo...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA There's no difference in a lot of people's minds between good musicians and popular musician...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I don't care about a social life.
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I know my name gets used illegally all the time all over the internet. You know, it is a trademarked...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA But the reality is when you write a song, you should be able to strip away all the instruments and j...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA And, you know, my dad would show me some things sometimes, but the best things that I got to do were...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA For me, the most difficult thing is that I am learning melodies on guitar from some songs whose melo...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA Frank's bands could play the hardest stuff and make it seem like no big deal.
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I mean, no offense, but I don't really see why, like guitar players from Creed, or something lik...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA It was spontaneously composed as I was playing it. And then I added a couple of other overdub textur...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA Music can be so disturbing and frustrating. I mean the business side of it. The actual making music ...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA Well, Steve Vai joined my dad's band right around the time when I actually started playing guita...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA While it is true that Frank had a great sense of humor, he was also very serious about composing mus...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I feel that through my father's music I've found my own voice in my own playing.
DWEEZIL ZAPPA The thing with food is that you can give 20 people the same recipe and the same ingredients, and som...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA Modern records are all made with virtually identical gear, software plug-ins and everything. Everybo...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long s...
MOON UNIT ZAPPA I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.
MOON UNIT ZAPPA Gag me with a spoon!
MOON UNIT ZAPPA I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked ...
MOON UNIT ZAPPA The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.
MOON UNIT ZAPPA I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat.
MOON UNIT ZAPPA I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make brea...
MOON UNIT ZAPPA boys, girls and music . . why do they need gin?
FRANK Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
ANNE FRANK The best music happens when you have a personal connection to it. That same philosophy can extend to...
FRANK IERO I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I...
FRANK SINATRA The best revenge is massive success.
FRANK SINATRA Mobile video is now a reality and a force to be reckoned with. I think it is essential to think abou...
ZE FRANK I've been super impressed with what BuzzFeed has done on Facebook with inspiring list posts and ...
ZE FRANK We have this incredible ability to communicate with each other. I want to play around with it, see w...
ZE FRANK For some reason, we stopped getting gold stars at some age. It's time to bring them back.
ZE FRANK If you want to get into the creative world, you have to just keep flogging away even when nobody'...
ZE FRANK I consider creativity to be a more non-rational, subconscious thing. You have a relationship to your...
ZE FRANK YouTube has become more mature, both as a platform and as a community. So much content has been adde...
ZE FRANK I'm fascinated by simple joy.
ZE FRANK We can't all be like Ryan Seacrest... the perfect platform manifestation of a human. I don't...
ZE FRANK What better way to connect with people than by staring and talking straight at them? Don't blink...
ZE FRANK I'm obsessed with media and the way audiences can become creative participants.
ZE FRANK I've been fascinated by the Internet from the very start. In 2001, I had made a funny black-and-...
ZE FRANK In an ever-changing technological landscape, where today's platforms are not tomorrow's plat...
ZE FRANK Trust is a confusing thing. It seems so simple, but when you try to pin it down, it can be so elusiv...
ZE FRANK Anything that makes you feel the most alone also has the greatest power to connect you.
ZE FRANK Most of us yearn for really intimate, healthy, in-person relationships. People have a deep desire to...
ZE FRANK The naked mole is, like, the ugliest freakin' creature in the world. It is so radically, unbelie...
ZE FRANK When I was young, I had this feeling that there was this handbook that I had never gotten that expla...
ZE FRANK On street corners everywhere, people are looking at their cell phones, and it's easy to dismiss ...
ZE FRANK I studied neuroscience at the cellular level, so I was looking at learning and memory in the visual ...
ZE FRANK The story of technology seems to go up and then retract into simplicity again.
ZE FRANK I think this is one of the greatest gifts of this era: Because of the Internet, we can start to type...
ZE FRANK Let me think about the people who I care about the most, and how when they fail or disappoint me... ...
ZE FRANK A good procrastination should feel like you're inserting lots and lots of commas into the senten...
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