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Frank Zappa... was Beethoven for insane rock guys.
SCOTT IAN
People like Frank Zappa were amazing for us Brits.
RICK WAKEMAN
The hardest and worst interview that I have ever done was with Frank Zappa.
NINA BLACKWOOD
Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
Frank Zappa: 'You have...
FRANK ZAPPA
I was in school with Dweezil Zappa, Frank Zappa's son, and we had a band. Only in L.A. could stu...
GREG KURSTIN
My first big gig was an opening show for Frank Zappa, and I think that was difficult.
TOM WAITS
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPA
Pain and suffering have come into your life, but remember pain, sorrow, suffering are but the kiss o...
MOTHER TERESA
If your life is shit then that because you step on it.
J C A ROWE
The world is a mess. It seems that life gets harder on a personal level each and every day. Hug and ...
KEVIN NASH
May the wind always be on your back and the sun upon your face and may the winds of destiny carry yo...
JOHNNY DEPP
I was his “little girl with the William Burroughs mind,” his “secret fairy,” “female Frank...
JALINA MHYANA
People like Frank Zappa and Bryan Ferry knew we could pick and choose from the history of music, sti...
BRIAN ENO
Babe, your clothes. Shit. But you work ‘em and you do because you’ve got one serious fantastic b...
KRISTEN ASHLEY
I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES
When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. (o...
DON RICKLES
You can do every goddamn thing right, and your life can still turn to shit.
NICOLA YOON
Don't give up when dark times come. The more storms you face in life, the stronger you'll be. Hold o...
GERMANY KENT
The moth's kiss, first! / Kiss me as if you made believe / You were not sure, this eve, / How my fac...
ROBERT BROWNING
May I kiss you then? On this miserable paper? I might as well open the window and kiss the night air...
FRANZ KAFKA
What did that mean, to kiss? You put your face up like that to say goodnight and then his mother put...
JAMES JOYCE
The longer your life goes on, the more death you face.
PATRICK SWAYZE
You face challenges in your personal life and in your professional life. I continue to be relentless...
NORAH O'DONNELL
And when I kiss you, I swear I can taste the next sixty years of my life on your lips.
J.E. PARKER
There's a long tradition - certainly with country, but in all kinds of genres of music - to have...
RICK MORANIS
May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. May the sun shine warm upon you...
IRISH BLESSINGS
If you asked me to seriously kiss someone on a screen, I would be very uncomfortable. But I will lic...
KATE MCKINNON
May God always shower His blessings on you; may He fill your life with hope and may He always guide ...
LATIKA TEOTIA
At some point you just have to turn around and face your life head on.
CHRIS CLEAVE
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher,...
FRANK ZAPPA
A kiss may ruin a human life.
OSCAR WILDE
The good ones put your character to the flame and burn away all the rest of the shit until you come ...
ERIN WATT
On the road I want to grab you sometimes and just kiss the life outa you
ARTHUR MILLER
Enjoy every moment & keep focus on your goals. Dreams remind you why you are focusing on your goals ...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
We are not a Zappa cover band. We only play Frank's songs that were recorded by the Mothers of I...
JIMMY CARL BLACK
You live in your head too much, you curl up and shut shit out and spend so much time doing it, you f...
KRISTEN ASHLEY
Thanking you once more, I want to wish you the best of luck for your future life and to conclude by ...
FELIX BLOCH
When you sit back and observe and realize if you don't open your mouth shit won't change; make the c...
JEFFREY LEE GIBSON JR.
You may as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward
JAMES THURBER
There's no such thing as the perfect soulmate. If you meet someone and you think they're perfect, yo...
MADONNA
Appreciate the moment of a first kiss; it may be the last time you own your heart.
ROBERT M. DRAKE
A smile on your face may delay sorrow for today and tomorrow.
VIKRANT PARSAI
You come in to work, put that game face on, leave your problems at home, stay strong.
MALIK JACKSON
Three cheers for your rich interior life, may it serve you well come rent day.
COLSON WHITEHEAD
The heart is the inner face of your life. The human journey strives to make this inner face beautifu...
JOHN O'DONOHUE
You come to a conclusion and take actions on the ground of your life values
SUNDAY ADELAJA
I like Aurora, 'Sleeping Beauty,' because she's just sleeping and looking pretty and wai...
ARIANA GRANDE
Face your fears, they may catapult you beyond your wildest dreams
N. S. COLE
You can choose daily to brace up and face the harsh realities of life . . .
Or while away the ...
UFUOMA APOKI
Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’...
AZRA TABASSUM
Kiss a lover,
Dance a measure,
Find your name
And buried treasure.

Fac...
NEIL GAIMAN
For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can'...
ALEX KAREV
Smile though your heart is achingSmile, even though it's breaking When there are clouds, in the sky,...
JUDY GARLAND
When you play talented teams, you may not necessarily come out with a victory. But you learn a lot a...
BRAD DOBBELS
If you want to see your life improve, your dreams come closer to fruition, and happiness deepen in y...
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE
I just want to kiss you." He slid his hand up her neck, cupping the side of her face. "Do you want t...
APRILYNNE PIKE
Life may try to knock you down but be persistent with your passions - cultivate grit, resilience, te...
AMIT RAY
Whatever your problems may be, they pale in insignificance in the light of eternity. No matter how g...
PRINCE AKWARANDU
On the highway of life, some 'drivers' may cross your lane, you may take 'the wrong exit'... Remain ...
ASSEGID HABTEWOLD
I'm not sure why the saying goes..."be careful what you wish for"...it should be, "prepare yourself ...
C. NZINGHA SMITH
The gains in life come slowly and the losses come on suddenly. You work for years to get your life t...
GARRISON KEILLOR
Come on and eat with him. I promise, I won't let him kiss you again.
SUZANNE COLLINS
Valentine Weather

Kiss me with rain on your eyelashes,
come on, let us sway together...
EDWIN MORGAN
Shame is hard to confront. Even if you know it's baseless, it's still hard to come face-to-f...
ALEX TIZON
I'll kiss you to sleep,,, I'll kiss you awake.. I'll Kiss up north.. I'll Kiss you down south...Anyt...
NERISSA IRVING
If you're Frank Lanza, you're getting on in years, you don't have a clear succession plan in place, ...
LOREN THOMPSON
Your shit is for you, my shit is for me - Understand?
DEYTH BANGER
If you wait, I will come for you...remembering your touch, your kiss, your warm embrace. I'll My fin...
TRACY CHAPMAN
I was right; just as soon as you take the first step toward getting to know someone your own age, ev...
MATTHEW QUICK
Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.
COLLEEN HOOVER
Have you ever noticed / When you're feeling really good / There's always a pigeon / That'll come shi...
JOHN PRINE
If you want to relax the worry-tightened muscles in your face, let the half smile come to your face....
THICH NHAT HANH
Lifes like a game of cards, sometimes you get delt a shit hand, Work with what you got, and never sh...
LOGAN ZANE HESSEFORT
Rather than standing defiant screaming to the winds to bring the storm,
be focused, grateful f...
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To go on a roller coaster of life sometimes the downs are scarier than the ups. But when the ups com...
GARY F EVANS...
And suddenly I got what the big deal was about kissing. How someone could suck on your bottom lip an...
SARRA MANNING
Everyone feels Frank will come back and be the Frank Thomas we've seen for many years,
ARN TELLEM
Shit on your whole mortifying, imaginary, and symbolic theater!
GILLES DELEUZE
Instead of worrying, forget about your troubles. If some worries come true, you will have the Courag...
RVM
Whatever this shit is between us it’s always been there and it’s always gonna be there. I’m sh...
MADELINE SHEEHAN
Some people will slap you on the back behind your face and then slap you in the face behind your bac...
VIKRANT PARSAI
Don't shit on your own doorstep.
UNKNOWN
If nothing else, life in the suburbs promised that you might go from day to day without finding shit...
DAVID SEDARIS
'Pastoralia' by George Saunders. Possibly my favorite book. It's one of the weirdest boo...
LIBBA BRAY
The farthest your mighty courage and bravery without God may take you; is to face Goliath just to be...
KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL
Here on the pulse of this new day,/ You may have the grace to look up and out/ And into your sister'...
MAYA ANGELOU
You will meet many opponents in your time that will come face to face with your flaws, trust the cha...
NIKKI ROWE
Augustus Waters," I said, looking up at him, thinking that you cannot kiss anyone in the Anne Frank ...
JOHN GREEN
You either wise up or you kiss your family goodbye, and you go on to eventual self-destruction. ...B...
TOM OWENS
May your smile brighten the days ahead of you
May your cheer lighten up the moods of everyone a...
HRISHIKESH AGNIHOTRI
Life is such a precious gift. Whatever life throws at us, if we could just learn to get through that...
STEPHEN BALDWIN
I think a solo moves forward the way a song does, because it's reflective of the chords that I&#...
JOHN FRUSCIANTE
If you kiss her cheeks, she is your friend; if you kiss her lips, she is your lover; if you kiss her...
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO
You may regret for messing up on few occasions, but you need to appreciate the fact that blames don�...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR
People may lie to you over the phone, but they may not lie to you looking at you face to face.
DARRELL SMITH
Honesty has come to mean the privilege of insulting you to your face without expecting redress.
JUDITH MARTIN
Come, I tell you. You have chattered enough about corruption. Now you shall look on it face to face!
OSCAR WILDE
As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Don't bother to brush ...
JOSEPH CAMPBELL

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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
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Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
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Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny
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In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
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Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
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I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Well, I'm not here to impinge on anybody else's lifestyle. If I'm in a place where I know I'm going ...
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You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to...
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All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
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I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out ther...
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable.
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Jesus will think you're a jerk. And it would be true.
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If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves. I also believ...
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too expensive and too violent.
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The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place ...
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Some people crave baseball - I find this unfathomable but I can easily understand why a person could...
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People, wake up Figure it out Religious fanatics Around and about The Court House, The State House, ...
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Information is not knowledge.
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A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want.
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I don't care about a social life.
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I know my name gets used illegally all the time all over the internet. You know, it is a trademarked...
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For me, the most difficult thing is that I am learning melodies on guitar from some songs whose melo...
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Frank's bands could play the hardest stuff and make it seem like no big deal.
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It was spontaneously composed as I was playing it. And then I added a couple of other overdub textur...
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Music can be so disturbing and frustrating. I mean the business side of it. The actual making music ...
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Well, Steve Vai joined my dad's band right around the time when I actually started playing guita...
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I feel that through my father's music I've found my own voice in my own playing.
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My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long s...
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I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.
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Gag me with a spoon!
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The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.
MOON UNIT ZAPPA
I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat.
MOON UNIT ZAPPA
I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make brea...
MOON UNIT ZAPPA
boys, girls and music . . why do they need gin?
FRANK
Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
ANNE FRANK
The best music happens when you have a personal connection to it. That same philosophy can extend to...
FRANK IERO
I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I...
FRANK SINATRA
The best revenge is massive success.
FRANK SINATRA
Mobile video is now a reality and a force to be reckoned with. I think it is essential to think abou...
ZE FRANK
I've been super impressed with what BuzzFeed has done on Facebook with inspiring list posts and ...
ZE FRANK
We have this incredible ability to communicate with each other. I want to play around with it, see w...
ZE FRANK
For some reason, we stopped getting gold stars at some age. It's time to bring them back.
ZE FRANK
If you want to get into the creative world, you have to just keep flogging away even when nobody'...
ZE FRANK
I consider creativity to be a more non-rational, subconscious thing. You have a relationship to your...
ZE FRANK
YouTube has become more mature, both as a platform and as a community. So much content has been adde...
ZE FRANK
I'm fascinated by simple joy.
ZE FRANK
We can't all be like Ryan Seacrest... the perfect platform manifestation of a human. I don't...
ZE FRANK
What better way to connect with people than by staring and talking straight at them? Don't blink...
ZE FRANK
I'm obsessed with media and the way audiences can become creative participants.
ZE FRANK
I've been fascinated by the Internet from the very start. In 2001, I had made a funny black-and-...
ZE FRANK
In an ever-changing technological landscape, where today's platforms are not tomorrow's plat...
ZE FRANK
Trust is a confusing thing. It seems so simple, but when you try to pin it down, it can be so elusiv...
ZE FRANK
Anything that makes you feel the most alone also has the greatest power to connect you.
ZE FRANK
Most of us yearn for really intimate, healthy, in-person relationships. People have a deep desire to...
ZE FRANK
The naked mole is, like, the ugliest freakin' creature in the world. It is so radically, unbelie...
ZE FRANK
When I was young, I had this feeling that there was this handbook that I had never gotten that expla...
ZE FRANK
On street corners everywhere, people are looking at their cell phones, and it's easy to dismiss ...
ZE FRANK
I studied neuroscience at the cellular level, so I was looking at learning and memory in the visual ...
ZE FRANK
The story of technology seems to go up and then retract into simplicity again.
ZE FRANK
I think this is one of the greatest gifts of this era: Because of the Internet, we can start to type...
ZE FRANK
Let me think about the people who I care about the most, and how when they fail or disappoint me... ...
ZE FRANK
A good procrastination should feel like you're inserting lots and lots of commas into the senten...
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