maybe humans are just the pet alligators that Gd flushed down the toilet

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Yesterday? We flushed yesterday. If we had brought today's game to yesterday, maybe we would have been closer. But we can't change yesterday. We came here to win the gold. Everybody does. We didn't play as good as we could to get to the gold-medal game, but this was the next-best thing. So we're happy with it.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?