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JON STEWART He got every bit of what he deserved, ... Quite frankly, if he hadn't been a juvenile, we would have...
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MEGYN KELLY The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jo...
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BASSEM YOUSSEF I believe Timothy McVeigh getting the death penalty for his heinous act of killing over a hundred in...
ASA HUTCHINSON If Tim McVeigh is such a monster, why didn't he shoot the cop when he pulled him over? ... ...if McV...
JAMES NICHOLS I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republica...
GREG GUTFELD Being the family's literate one, my wife doesn't watch television much, preferring third-wor...
STEVE ERICKSON I think life is sacred, whether it's abortion or the death penalty.
TIM KAINE I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he&...
NORM MACDONALD My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle who's a la...
BENICIO DEL TORO Most stand-ups, once they have done it, think of it as their default job. I'm pretty sure Jon St...
JOHN OLIVER I watch Jon Stewart because I need to laugh. Otherwise, life gets too serious. Besides that, I don...
BRUCE LIPTON We're talking to Jon Stewart, who was just lecturing us on our moral inferiority. Jon, you're bummin...
TUCKER CARLSON no matter how many death penalty cases he's done.
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STEPHEN COLBERT Millennials give comics the kind of adulation past generations reserved for musicians. We respect La...
ALEXANDRA PETRI You could easily do a book of Marshawn Lynch's quotes, which have a quite serious political push...
DAVID SHIELDS Our end goal -- I'll stop the show and die a happy man -- is if we could get Larry J. Sabato and Jon...
JOSH CINCINNATI I'm actually really opposed to the death penalty.
BILL PAXTON Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It...
DICK VAN DYKE My father was so good-natured and had such a happy disposition. I've always confused him with Ji...
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JON STEWART I believe that the death penalty is an effective penalty.
LORETTA LYNCH Death is the only penalty we got to pay to exit life.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.
RON WHITE I would not be surprised if he doesn't invite them to give him the death penalty.
STEPHEN SALTZBURG I feel like I got here on my merits. Quite frankly, if I thought that was the reason, I probably wou...
DARRELL COX Do I favor the death penalty? Theoretically, I do, but when you realize that there's a 4 percent...
GARY JOHNSON I don't think it's inconceivable there could be a mini-moratorium on the death penalty over this.
DEBORAH DENNO I don't believe in the death penalty, but I understand personal vengeance.
IAN MCSHANE If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined...
IAN MCKELLEN I understand the position of international organizations such as the United Nation, which is against...
LEITH KUBBA I believe in the death penalty.
JAMES DOBSON We don't have the death penalty for adultery.
BORIS KAYSER Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert. Those are the guys I look at who are telling me pretty muc...
GRACE SLICK Had it not been for slavery, the death penalty would have likely been abolished in America. Slavery ...
ANGELA DAVIS As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressiv...
JON STEWART I'm proud to be Martha Stewart's daughter.
ALEXIS STEWART Quite frankly, I think we did quite well.
FRAN TOWNSEND I'm not gonna try to defend, or undo what's been done. All I could say about whatever's ...
IKE TURNER We are against the death penalty not only in word, but really against the death penalty.
WOLFGANG BENEDEK Jon Hamm - I know him. I love him.
JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN Our D.V.R.s make up the schedule of the shows that we're passionate about. You want Jon Stewart?...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD It's hard to believe that professional entertainers could have put together a show less entertaining...
TOM SHALES Jon Stewart and George Clooney made a skit in my bed and my bedroom ... (that) will be on the Academ...
DORIS PINTER I had just left 'Saturday Night Live' when I came to 'The Daily Show,' and it just f...
ROB RIGGLE This is extremely important. Quite frankly, we cannot get this done in time without outside help.
BOB SIMPSON 'Til the infallibility of human judgements shall have been proved to me, I shall demand the abol...
MARQUIS DE SADE Any prosecutor that enjoys getting the death penalty has just got a little something wrong with him,...
JAMES GRAY Martha Stewart's my idol.
BLAKE LIVELY I could not tell you the date of my mother's death. I could not tell you the date of my dad'...
O. J. SIMPSON Jon and I could not stop crying, ... We'd have to stop takes.
ANGELINA JOLIE Most states in the union where the death penalty is theoretically on the books don't have execut...
RUTH BADER GINSBURG I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I go...
DANIEL TOSH You can't reconcile being pro-life on abortion and pro-death on the death penalty.
N. T. WRIGHT We're not going to pay attention to the silliness and the petty comments. And quite frankly, wom...
KATHERINE HARRIS I wouldn't expect a hack writer who looks like a bad case of hemorrhoids to say anything interesting...
STEVE IVERSON They don't have a farm team, quite frankly.
ART TORRES There exists in some parts of the world sanctimonious criticism of America's death penalty, as s...
ANTONIN SCALIA The work that I've gotten in the hiatuses seems to indicate that I will have a little more work ...
RICH SOMMER I'm aggressive, quite frankly, because Staten Island gets screwed all the time. And if I'm n...
MICHAEL GRIMM I'd done three solo albums in a row, and that's quite narcissistic.
BJORK I am not quite Martha Stewart, but I do like cooking and gardening.
DENNIS BASSO My personal view is that I am opposed to the death penalty.
KATE BROWN Before 'The Vampire Diaries,' I was making beats, which is how I got will.i.am's attenti...
KAT GRAHAM As the lawyer, I found most of it was a matter of research, which I was great at - that's what I...
FRANK ABAGNALE Quite frankly, I don't miss standing in the box or standing on the field playing.
CAL RIPKEN, JR. The definition of 'morbid' is an unhealthy preoccupation with death. Unfortunately, there...
CAITLIN DOUGHTY I think he has done quite well. A lot of times he could have done better. He has been hesitant.
GREG FEALY When I arrived in France aged 20, I marched against the death penalty, which was an unpopular thing ...
JANE BIRKIN The process by which the death penalty is decided is one that most people are not familiar with,
LEONARD SAND I think he should get the death penalty, I truly do.
JEAN MILLER We've got a very difficult situation created by this embrace of the so-called Arab Spring. And t...
OLIVER NORTH You don't see many Jon Jones's.
DANIEL CORMIER We've also discussed the question of the death penalty and expressed the hope that the death penalty...
BERNARD BOT Drake's my little brother; I love him to death, and he's family-oriented.
BIRDMAN They say death and taxes are the only things that are inevitable. The truth is, you can not pay your...
STEVE EARLE We wouldn't have done it if we didn't think we could have fun with it.
ETHAN COEN Comedies are just never that expensive quite frankly. They really aren't. We aren't doing gr...
TODD PHILLIPS Quite frankly, I can't get enough of soccer. I tell my jingoistic friends in the United States t...
BILLY BEANE Quite frankly I think (Myrick Co. is) being pretty conservative with their estimates. It could be wo...
GARY MONGEON the death penalty was designed for.
BETH WILKINSON I was in two episodes playing Christopher Reeve's character's emissary. They wanted to have ...
MARGOT KIDDER It's a rare pro-lifer who is against the death penalty, who's against all war, who favors, y...
KATHA POLLITT My father earned every penny he had, and I would have loved to have bought him a Rolls-Royce because...
BRUCE FORSYTH The interesting thing about Hain is that he's not a very interesting character. He's not fab...
ROBBIE COLTRAINE I've done that quite often, but I've got to be quite honest... as much as you would want to ...
TREVOR RABIN Frankly, if I could get away with not having to perform, I'd be very happy. It's not my favo...
DAVID BOWIE This would spur thousands of stories about the All-American quarterbacking Manning family, which wou...
MICHAEL ROSENBERG If not this case, then what, in terms of applying the death penalty? The death penalty was designed ...
CARL BRIZZI Shanghai set out to take over from Hong Kong and I think it's done that. It's got the most a...
PAUL OAKENFOLD Frankly, we've done it in the fairest and most cost-effective way we could do it,
RICK WAGONER I actually quite like promo, which is quite odd for an artist, but recording's not the easiest t...
MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I went to see the stock exchange when I was 18 years old. I'm not a Wall Street lawyer, I'm ...
KEITH ROTHFUS I've done a movie called 'Lemonade Mouth' for Disney Channel, which was fun to do. I act...
BLAKE MICHAEL There was nothing I could have done better to beat him.
MARIANO PUERTA I have not heard a Martha Stewart album yet. But, you know, it could happen.
TRISHA YEARWOOD He pulled out (a) gun and points it at her. Quite frankly, from that point on, this young woman is s...
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JON LANDAU I like hearing fiddles, steel guitar, acoustics up loud - really rock & roll stuff but with a co...
JON PARDI If a person is homosexual by nature - that is, if one's sexuality is as intrinsic a part of one&...
JON MEACHAM If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm goin...
JON SEDA I like San Francisco, but I don't think I'd want to work in Palo Alto. It seems like a prett...
JON ORINGER When I went to Everest, I underestimated things. I just didn't know what altitude could do. Or t...
JON KRAKAUER With tens of thousands of patients dying every year from preventable medical errors, it is imperativ...
JON PORTER Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N...
JON KATZ A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led...
JON KATZ If you're going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you're going to lose...
JON KATZ Some rescue groups are highly organized, experienced, well-funded, nearly professional. Others are s...
JON KATZ It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person's life a...
JON KATZ Lifetime dogs intersect with our lives with particular impact; they're dogs we love in especiall...
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