Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

An honest man is always a child.

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for...'

Women love an honest man.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

Necessity makes an honest man a knave.