Mean girls die young, sweetie. Take my word for it.

I think there's a lot of girls who don't experience prom because of this price.

I know... that's why you're down here and not enjoying some picnic in a golden meadow amongst the harps and puffy clouds."
--Lucifer from Angela's Coven

Once you realise you love someone is when it is all over

The moment a man buries the God of his ancestors, the God preached to him but not experienced by him, is life-changing. Blessed are the fortunate few who can stride away from the gravesite of their ancestral divinity resurrected into their own complete humanity.

New blood makes all the difference...