Mediocrity - It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.

Insanity - It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.

Pessimism - Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.

Demotivation - Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now

Discovery - A company that will go to the ends of the earth for its people will discover it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.