Men are like home baked bread. They need to bake in the oven for a while but you gotta get ‘em while they’re hot, otherwise they will be stale or all gone!

When you kiss someone either two things are happening. You’re either using each other or you’re taking that next step to be in a relationship. There is no in between!

You can have whatever you so desire as long as you keep choosing it even if it doesn't choose you back, eventually something clicks.

Cheating is sin, sin is slime, slime is man. What could represent slime? Oh syrup! A little syrup all over the car never hurt anyone!

As men “think” they are chasing sex and women “think” they are chasing relationships, when it comes to LOVE the dynamics reverse. This is why men and women are yin and yang! Men fall in love through spending quality casual time with a woman and women fall in love through the physical and emotional connectedness of sex. Be careful. End of story.

You must be almost a complete puzzle before you find your soulmate because that person is going to be the one piece missing that makes you whole.