Men are like lions. We hunt.

What women need to understand is that men don't communicate. It's not intentional or on purpose. We're just not as emotional. You ladies feel like you have to express yourselves.

I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance, and I cried like a little baby.

My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'

Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like an overnight success.

The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point.