Men are the only animals who devote themselves assiduously to making one another unhappy.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots

On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women

Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.

Men are sad because they have to die so soon, women are sad because they were born so long ago.

On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women