Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.

Once we are fed, heated, housed and healthy, our extra consumption inevitably has an element of luxury about it. And once luxury enters the scene, the practicalities are in trouble, as women who wear expensive stiletto heels can testify.

She tells us to order from Taco Bell and she sits there and likes to smell and see the food.

This is a people's war, and to win it, the people should know as much about it as they can.

What should all men know about women? That we are always right and you should just agree.