Men, don't let your erection be your direction

Just because you see me smiling don't mean I'm issue free, it just mean I'm not controlled by my situation

Going in cycles makes you psycho.

Marriage is a bike, not a unicycle

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.

Have you ever done it in a sauna" Marina asked. "It's even more exciting when it's hot."

"And more debilitating, I'll bet." He laughed. "Thank God we haven't got time to warm it up. It takes an hour to reach two hundred degrees."

He pulled his stiffened cock from her mouth. "I'm there already, baby.