Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves. As compensation for their labours men are given periodic use of a woman's vagina.

Oh, [they would do] terrible [out in the wild]. They're house dogs. The little guy — the new one — he enjoys the outdoors, but he's like the size of a wet rat, so he wouldn't fare too well. We're worried about letting him out in the yard with the hawks because they'd just swoop down and have some dinner, and I'd end up crying like a baby.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.

How different the reasoning is that men adopt when they are discussing the cases of men and those of women