Men lie the most,

women tell the biggest lies.

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.

Men are as faithful as their options.

Women need food, water, and compliments
That's right.
And an occasional pair of shoes.

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty.

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense